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A farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called --

and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.

The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady.

Upon arriving at the residence he climbed the utility pole, plugged in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's phone number.

The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and then the telephone began to ring.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman discovered the following:

1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.

2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.

4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then
urinate.

5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring..


Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.
 

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WHY MEN AREN'T SECRETARIES ...

WHY MEN AREN'T SECRETARIES ...

Husband's note on refrigerator for wife:

Someone from the Gyna Colleges called.
They said the Pabst beer is normal.
I didn't know you liked beer.
 

Morris

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Wife has been moody lately.
Bought her a mood ring to moniter her swings.
When she's in a good mood it turns green.
When she's in a bad mood it leaves a red mark on my forehead!

Next time I'll buy a diamond.
 
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