Duck walks into a bar jumps up on the bar and asks the bartender .....Do you have any grapes ?
Bartender says ......no we dont have grapes here. Duck walks out.
Duck walks into the bar the next day, Jumps up on the bar and asks the bartender got any grapes. Bartender says NO and if you ask me that again I am going to nail your duck feet to the bar you scrounging little bastid fowl.
Next day duck walks in again.
Duck says got a hammer ?
Bartender says no I don?t have a hammer !
You got any nails ?
Barender screams ...no i dont have any nails !
Duck says..... Got any ****ing grapes ?
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KOD
Bartender says ......no we dont have grapes here. Duck walks out.
Duck walks into the bar the next day, Jumps up on the bar and asks the bartender got any grapes. Bartender says NO and if you ask me that again I am going to nail your duck feet to the bar you scrounging little bastid fowl.
Next day duck walks in again.
Duck says got a hammer ?
Bartender says no I don?t have a hammer !
You got any nails ?
Barender screams ...no i dont have any nails !
Duck says..... Got any ****ing grapes ?
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KOD