Joke (prepare yourself)

[buddy]

A botanist had just returned from an expedition to the South Pacific Islands and was dicussing their adventures with their colleagues back at the university where they taught.

"What was the most exciting discovery you found there?", asked a fellow professor.

One of them replied, "The people native to this one island had discovered the most amazing cure for constipation. Using only the leafs of the local palm trees they concocted a suppository which quickly cured the ailment."

Another professor asked, "A palm leaf suppository? Did it really work?"

Replied the botanist, "With fronds like these...who needs enemas."

 

[buddy]

News Flash!

There were two ships crossing the pacific.

One carrying blue paint from Singapore to Los Angeles, and the other carrying red dyes from
America to Taiwan. Somewhere in the middle of the ocean, the two ships met abruptly. The ships were lost to the sea and the crews of both
are believed to be marooned.

 

[saint]

Keep em coming i need as many cheesy jokes for my future profession as i can get.

 

[IntenseOperator]

News Flash!

There were two ships crossing the pacific.

One carrying blue paint from Singapore to Los Angeles, and the other carrying red dyes from
America to Taiwan. Somewhere in the middle of the ocean, the two ships met abruptly. The ships were lost to the sea and the crews of both
are believed to be marooned.

:nutkick

 

[igorski]

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