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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
* a gallon of 2% milk
* a carton of eggs
* 2 quarts of orange juice
* a head of lettuce
* half a dozen tomatoes
* a jar of coffee
* a pound of bacon
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a man was standing behind her watching as she placed the items in front of
the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the the man calmly stated,"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by his intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped him off and(whose looks would not lead anyone to believe he was particularly perceptive) to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
He replied, "Cause you're ugly."
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
* a gallon of 2% milk
* a carton of eggs
* 2 quarts of orange juice
* a head of lettuce
* half a dozen tomatoes
* a jar of coffee
* a pound of bacon
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a man was standing behind her watching as she placed the items in front of
the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the the man calmly stated,"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by his intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped him off and(whose looks would not lead anyone to believe he was particularly perceptive) to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
He replied, "Cause you're ugly."
