A guy pulls up to a stop sign and sees two hearses going by, followed closely by a man walking a dog, followed by about 200 men walking single file.
When the guy walking the dog gets close to him he asks what is going on. The guy with the dog says his wife and mother in law were killed and he is burying them.
The guy in the car says man that is terrible, I feel so sorry for you. If you don't mind me asking what the hell happened?
The guy with the dog says: Well my dog doesn't like women and he was sleeping on the kitchen floor when my wife stepped on his tail. Well he jumps up and grabs my wife by the throat and gets her down. Next thing you know my mother in law runs in there to help her and damned if he doesn't get her down and kills her too.
Guy in car says damn man thats just terrible, but would there be any chance I could borrow that dog?
Guy with dog: GET IN LINE.
When the guy walking the dog gets close to him he asks what is going on. The guy with the dog says his wife and mother in law were killed and he is burying them.
The guy in the car says man that is terrible, I feel so sorry for you. If you don't mind me asking what the hell happened?
The guy with the dog says: Well my dog doesn't like women and he was sleeping on the kitchen floor when my wife stepped on his tail. Well he jumps up and grabs my wife by the throat and gets her down. Next thing you know my mother in law runs in there to help her and damned if he doesn't get her down and kills her too.
Guy in car says damn man thats just terrible, but would there be any chance I could borrow that dog?
Guy with dog: GET IN LINE.
