Two Dogs are locked up in cages at the vet.
First Dog asks what are you in for?
Second Dog says I had it made I had a great master and then he married this bitch and they had this brat who was always trying to ride me and pull on my tail so I bit him and now they're putting me down. What are you in for?
Well Clem D's fat bitch wife came into the kitchen nude and bent over so I mounted the pig and banged the shit out of her.