jokes

[hedgehog]

:mj07: :mj07:



The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.

We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

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America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

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Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.

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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.

The other is for housing prisoners.

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If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and It

started to sink, who would be saved? .... America !

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Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers.

 

[Skulnik]

:mj07: :mj07:



The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.

We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

**********************

America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

**********************

Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

**********************

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.

**********************

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.

The other is for housing prisoners.

**********************

If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and It

started to sink, who would be saved? .... America !

********************************************

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers.

:mj07:

 

[Trampled Underfoot]

Afraid Woodson was going to see you with your hood on?

 

[shawn555]

Shouldn't you be taking care of your sick wife and kids?

 

[kcwolf]

Hey Hedgy:


Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn`t have given you worse advice.

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

I don`t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

Pardon me, but you`ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn`t.

 

[hedgehog]

Hey Hedgy:


Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn`t have given you worse advice.

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

I don`t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

Pardon me, but you`ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn`t.

I speak my mind I dont give a fuck what anyone thinks

 

[Trampled Underfoot]

I speak my mind I dont give a fuck what anyone thinks

I can't believe you haven't dropped dead yet. Tick tock.
:00x29

 

[Lumi]

I can't believe you haven't dropped dead yet. Tick tock.
:00x29

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[shawn555]

Too funny Illum.

I have been blasting Slayer all morning to get me going today.

 

[Lumi]

That was my POD Shawn !

I knew with a doubt I would get a reply from you with a Slayer video ! :00hour

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[shawn555]

Everything they do is amazing but never has there been a better cover album than Undisputed.

 

[Trampled Underfoot]

Everything they do is amazing but never has there been a better cover album than Undisputed.

:mj07:

 

[hedgehog]

I can't believe you haven't dropped dead yet. Tick tock.
:00x29

FUCK YOU

 

[Trampled Underfoot]

FUCK YOU

Don't talk with your mouth full.