Jsmooth
- Thread starter bigdad2
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Can we change the title of this thread?
I think something more appropriate might be:
"My dick is bigger than yours"
or even
"I can piss further than you can"
I think something more appropriate might be:
"My dick is bigger than yours"
or even
"I can piss further than you can"
????? Imust have missed something here, you've got Mr Smooth who posts a record every week and another calling him out who's a green bean??:shrug:
To quickly catch up those who missed the post please reference the NCAA forum under "This was said on my local news" by JSMOOTH. It is not as though I thought up this challenge nor have I been waiting to pick out JSMOOTH. All I am doing is calling what's obviously a bluff and even more trash talking. The reason I'm calling it a bluff is that it's the same as someone saying, "It's a good thing I don't have some rope or I'd hang myself." Well, I'm handing him the rope to hang himself and now he says that my rope is not good enough and he wants it to come from ctownguy, hoops or kosar. Just trying to expose him as the fraud he is and maybe keep him from talking out his ass or perhaps thinking before he speaks.
BBC- I can appreciate your stance and wanting me to post more should OSU lose but my question to you would be what would you suggest JSMOOTH do when OSU wins?
JSMOOTH - you believe that people won't miss me because I don't have a lot of posts? Yet from what I've seen and heard people would throw a freaking party if they didn't have to hear your garbage anymore... You want me to post so you see if I'm worth enough to take the bet? This reminds me of the Friends episode where Ross and Chandler are going to get into a fight with two guys. They start saying, "Don't hit my face because I have a lecture" "Nothing below the waist, Julie and I are trying to have kids again." Every excuse in the book to delay the inevitable.
AR182 - I agree with you totally that everyone should be treated with respect. That's what this is all about...
Morris - actually it is more like the other way around. Hopefully that is clear by now.
BBC- I can appreciate your stance and wanting me to post more should OSU lose but my question to you would be what would you suggest JSMOOTH do when OSU wins?
JSMOOTH - you believe that people won't miss me because I don't have a lot of posts? Yet from what I've seen and heard people would throw a freaking party if they didn't have to hear your garbage anymore... You want me to post so you see if I'm worth enough to take the bet? This reminds me of the Friends episode where Ross and Chandler are going to get into a fight with two guys. They start saying, "Don't hit my face because I have a lecture" "Nothing below the waist, Julie and I are trying to have kids again." Every excuse in the book to delay the inevitable.
AR182 - I agree with you totally that everyone should be treated with respect. That's what this is all about...
Morris - actually it is more like the other way around. Hopefully that is clear by now.
bigdad2 said:
Friends!? When does that come on? After General Hospital?!
bigdad2 said:
You post a record every week?????? Where..... where can I find it???????C'mon!...I said you're on as long as you can show me some value... that you're worth something to this site and not just a lurker. You've got 2 weeks. Start posting who YOU'RE laying your pennies on. Mine are up in the NFL Forum every Sunday around noon. You don't have to post in every sport...just one, that's all. I'll be watching for them.
The story behind my "sickness"...
The story behind my "sickness"...
Those of you who think I'm a sicko because of my loyalty to the Maize and Blue aren't the first.....I hear it alot, and I admit it. Check this out....
1. As a child, when I outgrew my clothes...anything with Michigan on it did not go into the "garage sale" box.
2. In high school, after a Michigan win...I would run around my neighbors house (an Ohio Stink alum) waving my Michigan flag. (He always wanted to get me back but.....well ya know)
3. On the day of my wedding, (Nov. 4th '95) the Minister asked me if I needed anything while I was getting ready. I said "Yes, a TV....Michigan is on!" We lost to MSU
4. I drive a white 2002 Chevy Crew Cab with a yellow "M" and the words "GO BLUE" painted on the tailgate.
5. I tried to get a personalized Ohio liscense plates that read "MGOBLUE" but it was taken.
6. Every year, from August to January, a 6x8 blue flag with a yellow block "M" on it hangs from my front porch.
7. I have a finished basement complete with navy blue carpet, championship banners, about 50 Michigan hats, some jerseys, a Big House stadium replica, a helmet (and a mini helmet), flags and assorted Michigan knick-knacks.
8. My 3 daughters (ages 2, 4 and 6) will tell you that Michigan's #1 and that Ohio Stinks. My 2 year old will rapidly march through the living room when I imitate Bob Ufer announcing the "250 member, Michigan Marching Band!"
9. 2 out of my 5 tattoos are of Michigan.
10. I'm a season ticket holder.
11. My doorbell plays "Hail to the Victors".
12. I wanted to name my first born "Annie Arbor (last name)"
I could go on....but I think you get the picture.
A sickness? You're damn right it is!
The story behind my "sickness"...
Those of you who think I'm a sicko because of my loyalty to the Maize and Blue aren't the first.....I hear it alot, and I admit it. Check this out....
1. As a child, when I outgrew my clothes...anything with Michigan on it did not go into the "garage sale" box.
2. In high school, after a Michigan win...I would run around my neighbors house (an Ohio Stink alum) waving my Michigan flag. (He always wanted to get me back but.....well ya know)
3. On the day of my wedding, (Nov. 4th '95) the Minister asked me if I needed anything while I was getting ready. I said "Yes, a TV....Michigan is on!" We lost to MSU
4. I drive a white 2002 Chevy Crew Cab with a yellow "M" and the words "GO BLUE" painted on the tailgate.
5. I tried to get a personalized Ohio liscense plates that read "MGOBLUE" but it was taken.
6. Every year, from August to January, a 6x8 blue flag with a yellow block "M" on it hangs from my front porch.
7. I have a finished basement complete with navy blue carpet, championship banners, about 50 Michigan hats, some jerseys, a Big House stadium replica, a helmet (and a mini helmet), flags and assorted Michigan knick-knacks.
8. My 3 daughters (ages 2, 4 and 6) will tell you that Michigan's #1 and that Ohio Stinks. My 2 year old will rapidly march through the living room when I imitate Bob Ufer announcing the "250 member, Michigan Marching Band!"
9. 2 out of my 5 tattoos are of Michigan.
10. I'm a season ticket holder.
11. My doorbell plays "Hail to the Victors".
12. I wanted to name my first born "Annie Arbor (last name)"
I could go on....but I think you get the picture.
A sickness? You're damn right it is!
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BBC--
I've been taking it all as just talk, too. I would hope that the first thing the Rose Bowl would want to do is to preserve the Big-10 vs Pac-10 tradition, but in today's game.......:shrug:
JSmooth--
Did you happen to see any of the T-shirts that were making the rounds prior to the Iowa/Michigan game this year?
One read "Mary Sue Coleman-
Michigan's sloppy seconds...."
I've been taking it all as just talk, too. I would hope that the first thing the Rose Bowl would want to do is to preserve the Big-10 vs Pac-10 tradition, but in today's game.......:shrug:
JSmooth--
Did you happen to see any of the T-shirts that were making the rounds prior to the Iowa/Michigan game this year?
One read "Mary Sue Coleman-
Michigan's sloppy seconds...."
redsfann
redsfann
nah, I didn't see that one. My favorite (and I have one) reads..
"Ann Arbor's a whore".
redsfann
nah, I didn't see that one. My favorite (and I have one) reads..
"Ann Arbor's a whore".
What part of "You're On" don't you understand? You keep saying I'm backing out, when I've told you to bring it at least twice! Quit flapping your lips and I'll see you on the 23rd. Trust me, If I lose this bet...having to leave this site will be last thing on my mind. My life does not revolve around the internet like yours apparently does. I'm not here to copy picks from people like you do...I pick my own games and so far...I'm kicking my bookie's ass! I used to lurk around Sneaks in the NBA, but he went by way of the pay service, but even then, I played my own games. I guess what I'm getting at is since you're not capable of picking winners, having to leave this site would have a much greater impact on you than it would me. What you don't realize is that after you lose this bet, you'll still be able to access this page and coattail people....you'll just have to keep your mouth shut!
You keep wanting to "catch people up" on this or you feel you need to "clarify" things to us simpletons.....I got news for ya, no one gives a shit about this. People here could care less about this little bet.
Also, you brought up the challenge of betting some coin. I don't send out 250.00 to a complete stranger...or "a neutral party" as you called it. Their are 3 people here that I would trust to hold the $...that's it....3! Oh, and if we bet $, I assume you're going to give me the points, right? or at least the underdog odds. If not, then you're freakin high. Why would I make the bet straight up when I'm gonna get points or a moneyline value at a book?
Sometimes I wonder?
I can't hold the money sorry. I would feal bad for the looser. Well maybe not real bad. Nobody needs points in this game it will be a upset. At least that is what I thought the first challenge was. You big ten boys got to be nicer to each other. The sad thing is the possiable best team Iowa wil not get there chance. Oh well that gives us more to speculate about. Who is the real best team in the Big 10?
