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> > >A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The
> > >
> > >doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was
> > >
> > >born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a
> > >
> > >head!
> > >
> > >But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as
> > >
> > >he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the
> > >
> > >son is now old enough for his first drink.
> > >
> > >Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he
> > >
> > >is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest
> > >
> > >drink for his boy.
> > >
> > >With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender
> > >
> > >shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of
> > >
> > >alcohol.
> > >
> > >Swoooop! A torso pops out!
> > >
> > >The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of
> > >
> > >joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink
> > >
> > >again.
> > >
> > >The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes
> > >
> > >his head in dismay.
> > >
> > >Swoooop! Two arms pops out.
> > >
> > >The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing,
> > >
> > >begs his son to drink again.
> > >
> > >The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender ignores the
> > >
> > >whole affair.
> > >
> > >By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new
> > >
> > >hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.
> > >
> > >Swoooop! Two legs pop out.
> > >
> > >The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees
> > >
> > >and tearfully thanks God.
> > >
> > >The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left. . . .
> > >then
> > >
> > >to the right. . . . right through the front door, into the street,
> > >
> > >where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls
> > >
> > >silent.
> > >
> > >The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and
> > >
> > >says. . .
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >(wait for it)
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >(it's coming! )
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >(Ya ready? )
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >(don't hate me)
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >(take a deep breath)
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >"He should have quit while he was a head! "
>
> > >A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The
> > >
> > >doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was
> > >
> > >born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a
> > >
> > >head!
> > >
> > >But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as
> > >
> > >he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the
> > >
> > >son is now old enough for his first drink.
> > >
> > >Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he
> > >
> > >is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest
> > >
> > >drink for his boy.
> > >
> > >With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender
> > >
> > >shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of
> > >
> > >alcohol.
> > >
> > >Swoooop! A torso pops out!
> > >
> > >The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of
> > >
> > >joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink
> > >
> > >again.
> > >
> > >The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes
> > >
> > >his head in dismay.
> > >
> > >Swoooop! Two arms pops out.
> > >
> > >The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing,
> > >
> > >begs his son to drink again.
> > >
> > >The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender ignores the
> > >
> > >whole affair.
> > >
> > >By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new
> > >
> > >hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.
> > >
> > >Swoooop! Two legs pop out.
> > >
> > >The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees
> > >
> > >and tearfully thanks God.
> > >
> > >The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left. . . .
> > >then
> > >
> > >to the right. . . . right through the front door, into the street,
> > >
> > >where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls
> > >
> > >silent.
> > >
> > >The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and
> > >
> > >says. . .
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >(wait for it)
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >(it's coming! )
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >(Ya ready? )
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >(don't hate me)
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >(take a deep breath)
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >"He should have quit while he was a head! "
