Item for the Milwaukee Sentinal...
"The ground crew at the Milwaukee Brewers new stadium has been ordered by the team owner to install padlocks on all of the bases. This is clearly an attempt to prevent Pirates Manager Lloyd McClenden from stealing them. An unidentified source stated that "the new bases were quite costly, and with the low budget we have been given, it would be hard to replace any missing pieces in the infield. It wasn't so bad when he stole first base in his own park, but we can't take any chances of this happening in Wisconsin"...