kickserv and the mice

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kickserv versus Mouse #1 and Mouse #2

I came downstairs with some Gatorade and granola bar. I sit down on the sofa and I look down and I see this mouse just sitting there on the floor staring at me. Not giving a fuck. Just staring at me and saying "Yep I am here on the floor" What the fuck are you going to do about it"?

I am like "well would ya look at that there is a mouse just sitting there staring at me"! Should I eat my granola bar or should I take this mouse down?

I decide to take this mouse down. I get up and the mouse takes off at mach 12. I realize this is not going to be easy. Just then I notice there are two mice. Now I am pissed. I just wanted to sit down look at porn on the MAC, now I have two mice running around. Yep, I am not happy.

I take a sip of my Gatorade and go for mouse number 2. Well mouse number 2 is much slower and really isn't that difficult to catch, he is just a little guy and he's kind of cute, I can't bring myself to kill him, his eyes were saying "don't kill me!". I hate killing anything so I have no problem listening to his wishes. It takes me 5 minutes, I catch him no problem.

I figured mouse number 1 was gone by now so sit back down to eat my granola bar. As soon as I sit down the little fucker comes flying around the corner and stops about three metres in front of me and says "let's do this"! I oblige.

He takes off at light speed and I chase. I can not catch this guy. Every time I get close he hides. I finally give up after 15 minutes. He wins. I have to respect him, he played a good game, he wins.

So I sit down and finish my granola bar and Gatorade. I am a little pissed I couldn't get both mice but I got his buddy so I figure all is not lost. Since I let his buddy live (I just can't kill the cute little guy) I let him go in the middle of the forest. I am sure an owl ate him already, but oh well. So end of the story right?

WRONG!

Roughly 30 minutes later I am petting the dog on the floor (belly rub) and mouse number 1 comes running right at us. Yes the bad ass mouse ran right at us! I pick up the dog, I don't want the dog eating the mouse (disease). As I pick up the dog the mouse is pecking at my heels. This mouse is pissed off, and is fearless. I put the dog down and go at this mouse. He takes off. It is on..........yep it is on!

After 10 minutes of non stop action and bloodshed I catch the mouse. What a battle. I have mad respect for this mouse, I can not kill him. You have to respect this little mouse and his heart. He was pissed I got his buddy and he went right at me. He didn't hide in the walls. He bided his time and when I was weak he attacked. What heart this mouse showed. What heart.

So I caught both mice.

And if any of you come across a mouse that is fearless and doesn't give a fuck that is the mouse that kickserv caught. Yep, that was him.
 
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kickserv said:

kickserv versus Mouse #1 and Mouse #2

I came downstairs with some Gatorade and granola bar. I sit down on the sofa and I look down and I see this mouse just sitting there on the floor staring at me. Not giving a fuck. Just staring at me and saying "Yep I am here on the floor" What the fuck are you going to do about it"?

I am like "well would ya look at that there is a mouse just sitting there staring at me"! Should I eat my granola bar or should I take this mouse down?

I decide to take this mouse down. I get up and the mouse takes off at mach 12. I realize this is not going to be easy. Just then I notice there are two mice. Now I am pissed. I just wanted to sit down look at porn on the MAC, now I have two mice running around. Yep, I am not happy.

I take a sip of my Gatorade and go for mouse number 2. Well mouse number 2 is much slower and really isn't that difficult to catch, he is just a little guy and he's kind of cute, I can't bring myself to kill him, his eyes were saying "don't kill me!". I hate killing anything so I have no problem listening to his wishes. It takes me 5 minutes, I catch him no problem.

I figured mouse number 1 was gone by now so sit back down to eat my granola bar. As soon as I sit down the little fucker comes flying around the corner and stops about three metres in front of me and says "let's do this"! I oblige.

He takes off at light speed and I chase. I can not catch this guy. Every time I get close he hides. I finally give up after 15 minutes. He wins. I have to respect him, he played a good game, he wins.

So I sit down and finish my granola bar and Gatorade. I am a little pissed I couldn't get both mice but I got his buddy so I figure all is not lost. Since I let his buddy live (I just can't kill the cute little guy) I let him go in the middle of the forest. I am sure an owl ate him already, but oh well. So end of the story right?

WRONG!

Roughly 30 minutes later I am petting the dog on the floor (belly rub) and mouse number 1 comes running right at us. Yes the bad ass mouse ran right at us! I pick up the dog, I don't want the dog eating the mouse (disease). As I pick up the dog the mouse is pecking at my heels. This mouse is pissed off, and is fearless. I put the dog down and go at this mouse. He takes off. It is on..........yep it is on!

After 10 minutes of non stop action and bloodshed I catch the mouse. What a battle. I have mad respect for this mouse, I can not kill him. You have to respect this little mouse and his heart. He was pissed I got his buddy and he went right at me. He didn't hide in the walls. He bided his time and when I was weak he attacked. What heart this mouse showed. What heart.

So I caught both mice.

And if any of you come across a mouse that is fearless and doesn't give a fuck that is the mouse that kickserv caught. Yep, that was him.
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Well first of all, mice dont use the metric system. They aren't U.K. Nationals. Secondly, does it not unnerve you at all that even mice aren't afraid of Canadians?

Just sayin.
 
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Cute story Kick, distubing but cute.


Now the "Not so Cute" parts of the story.........

#1:

I dont like to do conversions and use Google when I read a story.

a) We (MadJacker's) dont use metre, we use feet. FYI... 1 meter = 3.2808399 feet (3 feet 3⅜ inches) helps give us a clearer picture of what's really happening.

b) marc 1 is the speed of light, so I assume marc 12 is slower...again, not in the mood to Google shit to get the gist of a story.

c) I assume this is the AMC you're talking about? http://www.amctv.com/ The AMC channel I get is Westerns and shit, no PORN! Again details as I've been 2 hours searching for a good movie on AMC.

#2:

You sit down to watch Porn, I assume you have it on the TV while your chasing said mices around the room...The mice are caught and text thing I read is your on the floor rubbing your dogs tummy......No need to explain.... :facepalm:

#3:

What kind of Granola Bar & Gatorade did you have? Important fact to your story plus I'm hungry & thirsty....


Again, cute story............Have fun the rest of the day with your dog :0008
 
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Mach 12 is faster. It has yet to be achieved but it is twelve times the speed of sound.

Canadians have a different take on what is and isn't pornography apparently?!
 
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kickserv said:

kickserv versus Mouse #1 and Mouse #2

I came downstairs with some Gatorade and granola bar. I sit down on the sofa and I look down and I see this mouse just sitting there on the floor staring at me. Not giving a fuck. Just staring at me and saying "Yep I am here on the floor" What the fuck are you going to do about it"?

I am like "well would ya look at that there is a mouse just sitting there staring at me"! Should I eat my granola bar or should I take this mouse down?

I decide to take this mouse down. I get up and the mouse takes off at mach 12. I realize this is not going to be easy. Just then I notice there are two mice. Now I am pissed. I just wanted to sit down look at porn on the MAC, now I have two mice running around. Yep, I am not happy.

I take a sip of my Gatorade and go for mouse number 2. Well mouse number 2 is much slower and really isn't that difficult to catch, he is just a little guy and he's kind of cute, I can't bring myself to kill him, his eyes were saying "don't kill me!". I hate killing anything so I have no problem listening to his wishes. It takes me 5 minutes, I catch him no problem.

I figured mouse number 1 was gone by now so sit back down to eat my granola bar. As soon as I sit down the little fucker comes flying around the corner and stops about three metres in front of me and says "let's do this"! I oblige.

He takes off at light speed and I chase. I can not catch this guy. Every time I get close he hides. I finally give up after 15 minutes. He wins. I have to respect him, he played a good game, he wins.

So I sit down and finish my granola bar and Gatorade. I am a little pissed I couldn't get both mice but I got his buddy so I figure all is not lost. Since I let his buddy live (I just can't kill the cute little guy) I let him go in the middle of the forest. I am sure an owl ate him already, but oh well. So end of the story right?

WRONG!

Roughly 30 minutes later I am petting the dog on the floor (belly rub) and mouse number 1 comes running right at us. Yes the bad ass mouse ran right at us! I pick up the dog, I don't want the dog eating the mouse (disease). As I pick up the dog the mouse is pecking at my heels. This mouse is pissed off, and is fearless. I put the dog down and go at this mouse. He takes off. It is on..........yep it is on!

After 10 minutes of non stop action and bloodshed I catch the mouse. What a battle. I have mad respect for this mouse, I can not kill him. You have to respect this little mouse and his heart. He was pissed I got his buddy and he went right at me. He didn't hide in the walls. He bided his time and when I was weak he attacked. What heart this mouse showed. What heart.

So I caught both mice.

And if any of you come across a mouse that is fearless and doesn't give a fuck that is the mouse that kickserv caught. Yep, that was him.
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is the porn in Canada different?:shrug:
 
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JOSHNAUDI....you may be on to something.

Another mouse on the loose as well. Need to find him.
 
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Yep......I just could not kill em.

Plus......you have to have mad respect for any mouse that just runs right at ya "guns a blazin".

Some bad ass mice here in Canada........they don't give a fuck.
 
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i am a little concerned about one of Madjack's highly respected contributors, whose residence is mouse infested......:sadwave:
 
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