Killing the Geese That Laid the Golden Eggs

AzRusty

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Ok.. so you have these geese. They are pretty cool as far as geese go. They are beautiful Canadian geese with big orange black framed bills and sharp beady eyes. Actually as far as geese go they are pretty ordinary. They are all beautiful. But these are special geese.

Several times a week one of them lays a golden egg. Sometimes when I check the nest all I find is feathers. Sometimes it's just an ordinary egg. Sometimes I get two eggs a day. Sometimes all I find is goose sh*t.

Ok now... if one or both of them skip a couple of days or even a week and doesn't drop one of those golden eggs should I just eat them for my Sunday dinner? I don't think so.

Well.... They were RIGHT here! Now I can't find them anywhere.

OK....

Which one of you guys ate my Golden Geese?

AzRusty

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im putting this in the general forum.

only baseball related goes here.

no offense.

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It's ok Goose we all know goose sh*t. You know Az that was nicely done. And Goose im just sh*tting you.
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I wrote that post this morning before I found the thread or threads that happened this weekend.

I KNEW something was up but had NO idea what.
What a bunch of bullsh*t.

My appologies to GOOSE...

We'll save YOU for Thanksgiving or Christmas.

AzRusty
 
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