Kosar finishes dead last in likeability poll

[Chadman]

If this doesn't work i will settle With Smuph for president and Chadman for vice in a matchup against Weasal for Pres with and DTB as vice. Smurph is the only guy who understands and can handle weasel. I still can't figure out what he talks about. Chadman is the only one with the patience to handle DTB aka Fox News source. Chadman patience can handle all the questions about the blowjob that the rest of us put behind us. Djv can handle the debates. Need someone i think is a kind fair man and knows how to put partisan stuff behind him. Oh as a third party Maverick and Me. I would have sat out and put Mr Christo in my place but that is legally impossible. even tho a third party has no shot we will strengthen it by sticking our necks out. Hold off donations please.

I must say, I am honored and a little taken aback by being thrown into a party leadership role here. I think I'm probably better for the Press Secretary role with our party, but I am not ruling anything out at this point. I really do want to be a part of that "exploratory committee" thingy, where you get free money if you say you are thinking about it, though.

All my grandstanding notwithstanding (see, I COULD be the Press Secretary...), I'm a little nervous about going up against DTB in the debates. I actually consider him to be smarter than me, and I rarely can pin him down on things with his hit and run Clintonista strategy. Although he is clearly wrong about most things, he somehow manages to look pretty good. I dunno, will have to give this some thought.

 

[gardenweasel]

I must say, I am honored and a little taken aback by being thrown into a party leadership role here. I think I'm probably better for the Press Secretary role with our party, but I am not ruling anything out at this point. I really do want to be a part of that "exploratory committee" thingy, where you get free money if you say you are thinking about it, though.

All my grandstanding notwithstanding (see, I COULD be the Press Secretary...), I'm a little nervous about going up against DTB in the debates. I actually consider him to be smarter than me, and I rarely can pin him down on things with his hit and run Clintonista strategy. Although he is clearly wrong about most things, he somehow manages to look pretty good. I dunno, will have to give this some thought.

why would i chance an election?....i`d just instruct rove to imprison smurph and chadman...or have polonium-210 put in there ensure...(lol..sometimes i wish conservatives were the fascists that the quislings say we are....then you guys could learn some respect for authority).........

btw...i could never win a debate with smurph.....i`d go on a long-winded rant...smurph would blurt out "FREAK!!"......and i`d slink off the dais in humiliation.....

 

[Chadman]

why would i chance an election?....i`d just instruct rove to imprison smurph and chadman...or have polonium-210 put in there ensure...(lol..sometimes i wish conservatives were the fascists that the quislings say we are....then you guys could learn some respect for authority).........

btw...i could never win a debate with smurph.....i`d go on a long-winded rant...smurph would blurt out "FREAK!!"......and i`d slink off the dais in humiliation.....

I even like my opponents and laugh WITH them many times, just like this time...that smurph blurting out FREAK thing made Pepsi come out of my nose. Which, if I am running for office, then would be a scandal -

VP Candidate Chadman Bender Scandal!
Snorts Pepsi, then mainlines Pelonium 201 after late night Saturday parlay win

I'm actually starting to warm up to this idea...me and smurph...partyin' with Paris and Britney...afterwards my Chad would be hangin'...

:s6:

Sweet.

 

[smurphy]

Oh hell yeah, Chadman and me rollin with Hilton and Britney's bashful beaver. ...We can dream.

Weasel is as electable as Kieth Olberman. I'd suggest Weas get a show like his, but ranting *freaks* already saturate the airwaves. It's not anything special anymore. Calmness and full paragraphs are what the people want now.

this kind of thing.......

is like so 2004......

The country has had it's fill of alarmist ramblings and apocolypse "Countdowns". I don't think we take any of that seriously, because it's been used innappropriately by our estemmed leaders since the second George put down that book about a goat. I think we have better days ahead.

 

[The Sponge]

Would vote for Kosar over Bama --hands down.
--Reason Kosar has managed to build successful small business from scratch--Obama on other hand appears to me to be in same boat as Clinton/Kerry unable to succeed in privite world and despite being Harvard grad has had little success other than politics and book writing.

This may be the funniest thing you ever posted. You support two guys who have lived off of tax payers money almost their whole lives. Each of them hasn't made one clean dollar their whole life. this is almost as funny as your refusal to give an opinion of Bakers firm representing the Saudi's over our very own people after 9/11.

 

[smurphy]

this is almost as funny as your refusal to give an opinion of Bakers firm representing the Saudi's over our very own people after 9/11.

He did actually respond to that. He said it was OK for Baker to do that and gave good reasons. ...I can't get over the conflict of interest for a Bush advisor to be backing Saudis over Americans in court. I'm thinking that deep down DTB feels the same, but I won't harp on him about that anymore.

 

[gardenweasel]

isn`t it wonderful to see smurph back in the forum?.....and in full fellating mode to boot!!

lay off the poppers,bunky...

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

Went to your house of bush link Jabbers and whats 1st thing I see-----

Now featured in Michael Moores Fahrenheit 911 --:mj07: and of course we got Mass Stevie applauding-
+++++++++++++++++++++++++

Did you all forget link I put up on tax returns of presidents --or do you discount them as non facts and opinion as sacred once again??

one more time--bookmark them please so you won't look so foolish AGAIN---
http://www.taxhistory.org/presidential/
note- GW taxable "interest" in 00 over 1/2 million
--what a bumbling failure:142smilie

John Kerry's charitable contributions from 1991-1995

Kerry's returns from 1995 and earlier, before his marriage to Heinz, have sometimes attracted criticism over the issue of charitable giving. In 1995, according to published reports, Kerry reported a taxable income of $126,179, and charitable contributions of $0. In 1994, he reported income of $127,884, and charitable donations of $2,039. In 1993, he reported income of $130,345, and contributions of $175. In 1992, he reported income of $127,646, and contributions of $820. In 1991, he reported income of $113,857, and contributions of $0.





"Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

 

[The Sponge]

He did actually respond to that. He said it was OK for Baker to do that and gave good reasons. ...I can't get over the conflict of interest for a Bush advisor to be backing Saudis over Americans in court. I'm thinking that deep down DTB feels the same, but I won't harp on him about that anymore.

like to find that one. I guess i gave up on it. If he gave good reasons then im sure ( i forget his name) he has some for the guy who represents Saddam.

 

[smurphy]

like to find that one. I guess i gave up on it. If he gave good reasons then im sure ( i forget his name) he has some for the guy who represents Saddam.

Well no, he wasn't quite so accomodating for that person.

 

[THE KOD]

.or have polonium-210 put in there ensure...(lol..sometimes i wish conservatives were the fascists that the quislings say we are.

....................................................

that polonium stuff sounds like a nice Italian meal.

It probably goes well with garlic bread.

 

[smurphy]

isn`t it wonderful to see smurph back in the forum?.....and in full fellating mode to boot!!

lay off the poppers,bunky...

Are you upset because I haven't coaxed your ego enough? What, you on the wrong end of all this ..."fellating"? I'm here to help you, Weasel.

"I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend."

 

[StevieD]

Kentucky Dog do you read anything that anyone posts. If you did it would show how GW was a failure as a business man. The dope couldn't even find oil in Texas. Then he had a crooked stock deal. Nothing that guy has done has been on the up and up. Dogs I am not impressed by his bank account. It is all dirty money. And your hero is personally responsible for the maiming and murdering of hundreds of thousands. You can laugh it off if you want but there is a bed in Hell waiting for him.
You get so indignant about a married guy lying about a bj. That's right Kentucky Boy, A BJ. He wasn't hiding crooked deals or sending and then keeping the country at war for no good reason he was lying about a BJ. Big F'ing deal.

Mass Stevie

 

[gardenweasel]

Are you upset because I haven't coaxed your ego enough? What, you on the wrong end of all this ..."fellating"? I'm here to help you, Weasel.

"I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend."

yikes.....what`d i say?....sounds like you`re seething.....but in a nice way.....you`re sort of a self-seether.....

p.o.`ed,yet remarkably typo-free...i know that matters to you....

well done,dewd.......

 

[IntenseOperator]

isn`t it wonderful to see smurph back in the forum?.....and in full fellating mode to boot!!

lay off the poppers,bunky...

his knees must hurt

 

[THE KOD]

You get so indignant about a married guy lying about a bj. That's right Kentucky Boy, A BJ. He wasn't hiding crooked deals or sending and then keeping the country at war for no good reason he was lying about a BJ. Big F'ing deal.

Mass Stevie

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SteveD

I am reading this book called Dereliction of Duty
by Lt Col Buzz Patterson.

Its hard to believe what this guy writes about Bill
Al Gore and Hillary.

I am getting madder as the chapters go by.

They were unbelieveable crooked rat bastids, liars, ego maniacs and worse.

 

[smurphy]

his knees must hurt

Ahh, your brilliant. What's next - a joke about prison rape? As per usual, the conservatives are obsessed with homo-eroticism. Ted Haggard called, he wants his escort back.

 

[THE KOD]

hey murph

did you hear the one about this big ape in prison that..........

 

[IntenseOperator]

Ahh, your brilliant. What's next - a joke about prison rape? As per usual, the conservatives are obsessed with homo-eroticism. Ted Haggard called, he wants his escort back.

My apologies blue boy.

Let me get my humor on a level you'd appreciate....

"Jesus was a fag"

Don't know what "homo-erowhatever" is, but I'll leave all that to the pro's, such as yourself and the BIG fish pony tail. Two people that could spot a fag from a couple thousand years in the past.

 

[THE KOD]

After the christening of his baby brother in church, smurph sobbed loudly in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, smurph replied,

"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys and kosar."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, smurph and kosar.

The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.

"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.

Smurph turned to kosar and said, "kosar, you be Jesus!"

kosar has walked on water ever since.