Kosar? Just for New year's

[kosar]

spongy has his head so far up kosar`s ass he smells like kosar`s boyfriend.....

That didn't make much sense, and as such fits right in with your body of work.

 

[smurphy]

Prediction: Weasel will comeback with a statement of how he's only here to "lighten the mood". He'll probably throw up some sarcasm emoticon and promise to explain his jokes more thoroughly for those of us who lack a sense of humor.

 

[gardenweasel]

look guys...i`m just here to lighten the mood.....:brows:

i promise to explain my comments more thoroughly for those that that need 3 hands(no,make that 4)to find their own asses....:sadwave:

 

[smurphy]

Thank you, Weasel. You are truly one of God's great prototypes. Too rare too die and too weird to live. ...I think that's from 'Fear and Loathing', but it always reminds me of weasel.

 

[The Sponge]

Kosar is like a hard-working father or perhaps more accurately, like Tom Landry. There was love and care behind that little pat on your ass. He's the strong, silent type when it comes to emotion. But don't you fret, he loves you like his own son ....or at least like a pet ....but like a dog, high on the pet hierarchy - not like a goldfish.

i kinda picture him maybe in his later years as the old guy who sits on his nice porch. He is in that 500 dollar all weather rocker. His yard is meticulous kept and every kid that walks anywhere near it he starts screaming and yelling. He has that stick he found somewhere along life path and it sits right by his side along with that nasty small mix mutt of a dog that just keeps on barking. I also see the neighborhood kids noticing this nastier path he has taking in life and now they are gonna start screwing with him. They set fires in his mailbox, throw trash in his yard, anything to see that nasty temper to show the other kids. eventually he passes away but leaves a legacy with the kids. They will always remember him and tell their kids who tell there kids who tell their kids. "Hey dad could you tell us another one of those Kosar stories".
Me smurph I'm just gonna die, get dirt thrown on me, and become worm bait. He will have a legacy.

 

[smurphy]

He has that stick he found somewhere along life path and it sits right by his side along with that nasty small mix mutt of a dog that just keeps on barking.

Sponge....are you that little mutt next to him in your vision of Future Kosar?

I think we are making some serious progress today.

 

[kosar]

i kinda picture him maybe in his later years as the old guy who sits on his nice porch. He is in that 500 dollar all weather rocker. His yard is meticulous kept and every kid that walks anywhere near it he starts screaming and yelling. He has that stick he found somewhere along life path and it sits right by his side along with that nasty small mix mutt of a dog that just keeps on barking. I also see the neighborhood kids noticing this nastier path he has taking in life and now they are gonna start screwing with him. They set fires in his mailbox, throw trash in his yard, anything to see that nasty temper to show the other kids. eventually he passes away but leaves a legacy with the kids. They will always remember him and tell their kids who tell there kids who tell their kids. "Hey dad could you tell us another one of those Kosar stories".
Me smurph I'm just gonna die, get dirt thrown on me, and become worm bait. He will have a legacy.

Spongy,

Every now and then one of your posts comes within shouting distance of being funny. Kudos.

Hang in there, kid.

 

[kosar]

Sponge....are you that little mutt next to him in your vision of Future Kosar?

I think we are making some serious progress today.

The Sponge is ok. Just a little psychosis, but nothing that can't be fixed.

 

[The Sponge]

Sponge....are you that little mutt next to him in your vision of Future Kosar?

I think we are making some serious progress today.

no, i was the kid who couldn't understand why this guy had such a nasty temper so i edged it out of him a few times. Kinda strange isn't it? Im all grown up and its like the same thing i was doing as a kid.

 

[gardenweasel]

this thread is sort of twisting in the wind, sorta like sean penn in a sinking bass boat after a hurricane....

pass the atropine injector....