What a gem. I've got a client whose name is Matt and I always try and find his number on my phone. . . .and then Matt's name comes up next to his emails......and then I waste a half hour reading emails and smiling. Here's one I read this a.m.
It's simply amazing what an 'lol' can do. Amazing! Yeah, I didn't realize how many gamblers are metrosexuals. Fucking freaks with their little fruit juice recipes.
I know you were at least *kind of*(I know how much you love my '*') joking, but of course it's no comparison. But I will admit that I was being truthful in my follow-up post when I said that I find him funny, SOMETIMES.
I knew he wouldn't like that very much and I was interested what kind of personal shot he would conjure up. He didn't disappoint, he went for my height. I'm not sure if 5'7" qualifies me as a pygmy, but I guess I don't have man-boobs, in his opinion. For that I can be thankful.