Last Year President Obama Reportedly Told His Aides That He's 'Really Good At Killing

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think I read something where President Cheney was asked what it was like being in wars during his time in office...

His response ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I was sorry for all the thousands of Americans who lost their lives. I sure wish I could have been there with them and not sitting around drinking coffee.

But for those scalliwags we killed I would like to have all their ears in a box where I could pass them around to George W and others so we could roast them up when we are having Texas barbeques.

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I doubt Obama said that blaster.
 
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Hatriot said:
I didn't know you had a pilots license
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I don't fly in small planes for sure. Remember Buddy Holly, John Denver, Ricky Nelson

one time this guy that had just got his flying license asked me to go with him in a rental plane in south fulton county. Like a dumb fuck I said sure , that will be fun.


well it was a small Cessna and he started practicing stalls and that fucking plane was shaking like a dog shitting simmon seeds. He did that 3 or 4 times and I told him lets go back.

Then he swoops down and literally scared a bunch of cows in a pasture by flying over the top of them.

Fuck.

Then he gets higher way up and he pulls out a roll of toilet paper. I think I needed it as I might have shit my pants at that point. But he opens the window and throws the roll out, it starts unfolding and he makes several passes and breaks the tp with the propeller several times.

Never and I mean never again for me.

Huge jet or nothing.

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THE KOD said:
I don't fly in small planes for sure. Remember Buddy Holly, John Denver, Ricky Nelson

one time this guy that had just got his flying license asked me to go with him in a rental plane in south fulton county. Like a dumb fuck I said sure , that will be fun.


well it was a small Cessna and he started practicing stalls and that fucking plane was shaking like a dog shitting simmon seeds. He did that 3 or 4 times and I told him lets go back.

Then he swoops down and literally scared a bunch of cows in a pasture by flying over the top of them.

Fuck.

Then he gets higher way up and he pulls out a roll of toilet paper. I think I needed it as I might have shit my pants at that point. But he opens the window and throws the roll out, it starts unfolding and he makes several passes and breaks the tp with the propeller several times.

Never and I mean never again for me.

Huge jet or nothing.

:0008
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That's funny shit.
You need to sky dive next...
 
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