A very successful lawyer parked his brand new
Lexus in front of the office,
ready to show it off to his colleagues.
As he got out, a truck came along too close to
the curb and completely tore
off the driver's door.
Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close
enough to see the accident and
pulled up behind the Lexus, his lights flashing.
But, before the cop had a
chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started
screaming hysterically about
how his Lexus, which he had just picked up the
day before, was now
completely ruined and would never be the same, no
matter how the body shop
tried to make it new again.
After the lawyer finally wound down from his
rant, the cop shook his head in
disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how
materialistic you lawyers are,"
he said. "You are so focused on your possessions
that you neglect the
most important things in life."
"How can you say
such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that
your left arm is missing? It
got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"
"OH, MY GOSH!" screamed the lawyer.
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"MY ROLEX!"
Lexus in front of the office,
ready to show it off to his colleagues.
As he got out, a truck came along too close to
the curb and completely tore
off the driver's door.
Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close
enough to see the accident and
pulled up behind the Lexus, his lights flashing.
But, before the cop had a
chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started
screaming hysterically about
how his Lexus, which he had just picked up the
day before, was now
completely ruined and would never be the same, no
matter how the body shop
tried to make it new again.
After the lawyer finally wound down from his
rant, the cop shook his head in
disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how
materialistic you lawyers are,"
he said. "You are so focused on your possessions
that you neglect the
most important things in life."
"How can you say
such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that
your left arm is missing? It
got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"
"OH, MY GOSH!" screamed the lawyer.
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"MY ROLEX!"
