Lets see who has the onions to admit this

[flapjack]

Back in college days I pissed blind drunk many a place;

1) we went down to San Diego to see USC-SDSU and stayed at a friends house (31-31 tie Marshall Faulk was amazing). I was woken up in front of my friends moms computer pissing on the keyboard

2) Spring Break San Felipe. I fall asleep, my buddy shares the bed - nothing gay - I wake up and feel fine except my wallet is soaked in urine. It was in my back pocket - draw your own conclusions.

3) I wake up after a brutal night out in the bed of some very average looking girl. She goes to get socks the next morning out of her sock drawer. For some reason they and all socks in said drawer are wet. Exit stage right.

 

[yyz]

What a high class joint we have here.

 

[lawtchan]

I 'll show my 'onions'

I pissed in an ex's closet once. Got up in the middle of night, and was standing in her closet.
She asked what I was doing, and she said I told her to get out of the bathroom and wait her turn:scared :scared :com: :mj07:

I was washing/folding clothes the next morning:sadwave: :sadwave: :nono:

 

[shawn555]

Back when i was in my late teens early twenties my g/f and her friend went to my buddies for a little get together.

Everyone ends up hammered and my g/f's friend starts hooking up with my buddy in his room. My g/f and I go and crash in the other room and were awakened to the story of the night before.

My buddy left the girl in his room and goes and hooks up with some other girl in her car out front of the house. Well his buddy, who was more drunk than all of us combined, goes into the room and starts hooking up with the girl (whom doesnt realize she is not hooking up with the original guy). Well they both end up passing out but when she awakens she is totally covered with urine and starts freaking out. She starts freaking out even more when she realizes that is not the guy she originally went into the room with.

My favorite part was the fact when i got up in the morning they had her clothes in the dryer. But my buddy never bothered to wash them first so needless to say she smelled like dry urine on the drive back to her car.

 

[BADTODABONE]

I had a dog with onions...

Nuetered him 'Whitey', but he still had onions. He was a deaf Spitz and always had a smile.

Father-in-law Bob, comes for a visit. Pays attention to the wife's (now ex) Schnauzer the whole week.

The day Bob is leaving, he's sitting out on the deck waiting for the ex to take him to the airport petting the Schnauzer, ignoring Whitey.

Ol' Whitey slips around Bob's backside, raises a leg and pisses all over the back of his sport coat and walks kurby off in the yard. :mj07: Good Ol' Whitey :mj23:

 

[fatdaddycool]

I was playng pool at a local pub with a few of the boys when I sneezed and sprayed a little gravy in my boxers......had been sick for a few days and had to haul ass to the bathroom where my buddy was already peeing. I was laughing to hard to explain what happened so I dove into the crapper and finished up. Took off the boxers and threw them in the corner covered in burnt lasagna and washed my ass out in the sink. Unfortunately, my buddy thought it was too funny to stand there and watch me with one leg hiked up over the washbasin splashing water on the blazin raisin than to block the door. Some dude walks in with me splashing wateron the balloon knot, my buddy zipping his pants up, me telling him "how much that sucked!", and it smells like shit to boot. All he could do was say "I'm sorry", and "I don't even want to know" and slowly back out of the crapper. What a drag. Not so much the fact that I soft served my shorts, butt (get it) the fact that it was costing ten dollars an hour to rent the friggin pool table.

 

[Simply In The Red]

I was playng pool at a local pub with a few of the boys when I sneezed and sprayed a little gravy in my boxers......had been sick for a few days and had to haul ass to the bathroom where my buddy was already peeing. I was laughing to hard to explain what happened so I dove into the crapper and finished up. Took off the boxers and threw them in the corner covered in burnt lasagna and washed my ass out in the sink. Unfortunately, my buddy thought it was too funny to stand there and watch me with one leg hiked up over the washbasin splashing water on the blazin raisin than to block the door. Some dude walks in with me splashing wateron the balloon knot, my buddy zipping his pants up, me telling him "how much that sucked!", and it smells like shit to boot. All he could do was say "I'm sorry", and "I don't even want to know" and slowly back out of the crapper. What a drag. Not so much the fact that I soft served my shorts, butt (get it) the fact that it was costing ten dollars an hour to rent the friggin pool table.

:lol2 :lol2 :lol2 :lol2

 

[LetsMakeMoney]

anyone took a chit where they weren't supposed to?? or is that for another thread :mj07:

 

[marine]

Back when i was less mature than now, when i would go to someone's house for a party or something I would ALWAYS pinch a loaf off in their toilet.

but when i wiped, i would put the toilet paper in the wastebasket... leaving the turd floating in the bowl with nothing around it.

then discreetly get rid of the toilet paper out the window or hide it somewhere.
made some interesting conversations about who left the floater and why they didnt wipe.


Also had another marine pal that would bring a ziploc baggie with him to parties. he would go pinch one off but he would do it in the ziploc baggie!
he sealed the bag shut and then discreetly place it on the table or couch or somewhere and see how long it took for people at the party to notice what it was.

 

[IntenseOperator]

sorry oh mighty one :gf: :fingerc: :mj10:

Nice edit job dipshit

Wasn't what you put up 1st:142smilie

 

[IntenseOperator]

What a high class joint we have here.

It's very telling.

 

[IntenseOperator]

anyone took a chit where they weren't supposed to?? or is that for another thread :mj07:

Give Spongie a little time.:flush:

 

[The Sponge]

Give Spongie a little time.:flush:

nah man i do have some class. The pissing was all alleged. I think the people who accused me of this were all bullshitting.:shrug:
Intense im sorry if this thread offended you. You might be a little to intense for me. Are you one of those guys who wears a 36 waist but a 44 would fell more comfortable?

 

[IntenseOperator]

Sponge

Knock your socks off. Throw in a belching and booger picking one while your at it. Just give the Golden Domer a week or two to finish editing his posts. He's not quite sure of what he wants to say or when he wants to say it.

Speaking of posts......

You done picking games for a while?

 

[IntenseOperator]

Are you one of those guys who wears a 36 waist but a 44 would fell more comfortable?

Yup

i'm hung like a bear

 

[The Sponge]

Sponge

Speaking of posts......

You done picking games for a while?

no normally i don't do basketball till after christmas and i got sucked into it for the first time in years. I was off to a good start but started slumping so i shut it down for awhile. I hate when all these sports start overlapping. Ill be back over there. If i could only get this freaking office done of mine life would be a lot easier.