Lisa Marie likes rough sex, Jacko didn't deliver....

[taoist]

Lisa Marie likes rough sex, Jacko didn't deliver

Associated Press
May. 27, 2003 07:12 AM


NEW YORK - Lisa Marie Presley likes it rough in bed - and Michael Jackson never really gave her that.

Presley tells Playboy she likes things "the way they do it in porn movies."

Presley says Jackson is "not sexually seductive, but there is something riveting about him."

She says she never saw a child in bed with him.

As for Nicolas Cage, she says he threw her diamond ring in the water once, only to replace it two days later with a bigger diamond ring.

Presley admits "I think I'd be much better as a lesbian."

 

[Blazer]

Typical Playboy Pre-Publication hype.

It's sad that Lisa Marie has stooped to this level of "Porn-girl" promotional pandering. Elvis was a strict religous man (Church of God?) and althought he may have gotten a little on the side he is rolling in his grave.


Jacko didn't preform in bed? Really? Your'e kidding me....

 

[RAYMOND]

Presley admits "I think I'd be much better as a lesbian."

 

[Bluemound Freak]

I'm a pretty fair lesbian my damn self!

 

[djv]

This is not all that strange. There are many woman after haveing a sticking say they would rather have a licking. And from what sex is not important. Many just dont like haveing that thing poked at them.

 

[taoist]

Many just dont like haveing that thing poked at them.

...especially when that "thing" is attached to Jacko.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Keeping in mind that I have been a DJ in Ti**y Bars for 8 years, I have gathered much useful info..........They don't wish not to be poked, they just don't want to be poked before you bother to make it wet, or at least moist. Most guys, (from what I continue to hear) can't get their pants off fast enough to ram it on in. That's where the problem lies.......They're not saying they would rather be licked than "sticked", but they would sure appreciate a little licking before you start sticking.......Remembering that chicks are the more emotional beast, they need to feel that you at least have a 7% interest in making them feel good and appreciated. Hell, afterall, they are already overlooking the fact that your gut hides the fact that you have a belly button, that your hair doesn't stop at your neck, but runs all of the way down your back across your ass and down to the back of your ankles. Your nuts smell like a 7th grade locker room and she is still willing to let you slide around on top of her for 2 or 3 minutes until you're finished.

 

[Chanman]

Keyser Soz- Next time I'm in a t*tty bar I'll probably remember your post. LOL

 

[BahamaMama]

Keeping in mind that I have been a DJ in Ti**y Bars for 8 years, I have gathered much useful info..........They don't wish not to be poked, they just don't want to be poked before you bother to make it wet, or at least moist. Most guys, (from what I continue to hear) can't get their pants off fast enough to ram it on in. That's where the problem lies.......They're not saying they would rather be licked than "sticked", but they would sure appreciate a little licking before you start sticking.......Remembering that chicks are the more emotional beast, they need to feel that you at least have a 7% interest in making them feel good and appreciated. Hell, afterall, they are already overlooking the fact that your gut hides the fact that you have a belly button, that your hair doesn't stop at your neck, but runs all of the way down your back across your ass and down to the back of your ankles. Your nuts smell like a 7th grade locker room and she is still willing to let you slide around on top of her for 2 or 3 minutes until you're finished.

i don't even remember the last time i laughed so hard after reading this post....LOL must be about 18 years of bad memories....

 

[Keyser Soze]

Hey Mama-

I was wondering if I was going to get any feedback from the female perspective..........Glad you enjoyed! It seems that most women laugh hysterically when I am talking about sex