Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the
>little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home
>from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come
>over and see their new baby.
>Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a
>wise crack to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had
>long talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbors.
>He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I
>want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his
>ears, or I'm really going to spank your butt when we
>get backhome."
>"I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny
>...At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and
>
>touched the baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said, "Oh,
>what a beautiful little baby!" The mother, who had braced herself
>for Johnny's comment, was Pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you
>very much, Little Johnny."
>He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect
>little feet. Why, just look at his pretty little eyes! Did his
>doctor say he can see good?" The mother said a bit bewildered and
>hesitantly, "Why, yes his Doctor said he has 20/20 vision, why do
>you ask?" Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a good thing, cause he
>sure as shit can't wear glasses."
>little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home
>from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come
>over and see their new baby.
>Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a
>wise crack to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had
>long talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbors.
>He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I
>want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his
>ears, or I'm really going to spank your butt when we
>get backhome."
>"I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny
>...At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and
>
>touched the baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said, "Oh,
>what a beautiful little baby!" The mother, who had braced herself
>for Johnny's comment, was Pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you
>very much, Little Johnny."
>He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect
>little feet. Why, just look at his pretty little eyes! Did his
>doctor say he can see good?" The mother said a bit bewildered and
>hesitantly, "Why, yes his Doctor said he has 20/20 vision, why do
>you ask?" Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a good thing, cause he
>sure as shit can't wear glasses."
