Long story short - a friend of mine is 4'9 tall and he has a hard time meeting the ladies so I said....
"Check out midget sites"
"No, way I ain't no midget."
Anyway - I got a profile and started looking to send him some photos of some hottie midgets and found this gem.
What you need to know about Candice.
Female
30 years old
4' 0" tall
Athletic build
Black hair - Blue eyes
Caucasian
I smoke socially
Cancer
Good looking
Nurse (occupation)
$35,000 - $50,000 (income)
Looking for a Casual relationship
Never Married
Has no children
Agnostic (religion)
Pet: Snakes
"Check out midget sites"
"No, way I ain't no midget."
Anyway - I got a profile and started looking to send him some photos of some hottie midgets and found this gem.
What you need to know about Candice.
Female
30 years old
4' 0" tall
Athletic build
Black hair - Blue eyes
Caucasian
I smoke socially
Cancer
Good looking
Nurse (occupation)
$35,000 - $50,000 (income)
Looking for a Casual relationship
Never Married
Has no children
Agnostic (religion)
Pet: Snakes
