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Been going out with this woman for awhile now. Pretty, sexy etc. etc. She says to me we need to break up, you're making me sick. You are giving me the worse Migraine headaches. At first I was kind of sad, but now I find it funny in a way...........I'm making her sick. Who me? I'm causing to much stress in her life she says. :shrug:
 

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It's better to just jerk off instead of trying to figure out single women, they are all crazy...
 
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It's better to just jerk off instead of trying to figure out single women, they are all crazy...

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:lol: I heard all the excuses too, your too nice, I need space, I want to just be friends:facepalm: Just watch porn it's cheaper and less headaches :0074

Seriously, right now I got three candidates...auditions are next week :SIB

Sorry to hear Boys, she will change her mind...
 

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:lol: I heard all the excuses too, your too nice, I need space, I want to just be friends:facepalm: Just watch porn it's cheaper and less headaches :0074

Seriously, right now I got three candidates...auditions are next week :SIB

Sorry to hear Boys, she will change her mind...

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:lol: I heard all the excuses too, your too nice, I need space, I want to just be friends:facepalm: Just watch porn it's cheaper and less headaches :0074

Seriously, right now I got three candidates...auditions are next week :SIB

Sorry to hear Boys, she will change her mind...


this old chestnut....
 

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:lol: I heard all the excuses too, your too nice, I need space, I want to just be friends:facepalm: Just watch porn it's cheaper and less headaches :0074

Seriously, right now I got three candidates...auditions are next week :SIB

Sorry to hear Boys, she will change her mind...

I don't watch porn, not interested at all. I never realized how bad migraine headaches really are. She has them bad and she can't deal with stress very well so it just debilities her, must be just terrible.
 

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I don't watch porn, not interested at all. I never realized how bad migraine headaches really are. She has them bad and she can't deal with stress very well so it just debilities her, must be just terrible.

maybe she just found someone more interesting at the bingo hall:shrug:
 

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Are you trying to fuck her in the ear or something?

I have heard things from women like, "You're making my ass hurt" or "Don't worry, you can't hurt that sumbitch" and "Owww, my eyes", but I haven't heard the migraine one yet.

Things will work out, they always do.

Did you tell her that she can complain all she wants but you still aren't going to loosen the ropes?

Hope that helps,
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Are you trying to fuck her in the ear or something?

I have heard things from women like, "You're making my ass hurt" or "Don't worry, you can't hurt that sumbitch" and "Owww, my eyes", but I haven't heard the migraine one yet.


Hope that helps,
FDC

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"wrong hole"

"that isnt supposed to go there"

"dont worry it will fit"
 
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