Look what my metal detector found at the beach!

[Anders]

 

[Lemons]

She's got to be a PIG

 

[Mjolnir]

i eat pork

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

I'd ask her "does your silver need to be polished?"

 

[fletcher]

She needs to ice down that swollen clam :shrug: she has a set of lips like Bozo

 

[Stuman]

If I had bread I'd make a clamwich!

 

[SALTY DOG]

my favorite place to eat is at the Y

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

"....voila la bearded clam....!!"

 

[ceciol]

Smokin' body. Not a piercing fan, though - at all. That's why I dumped her.

 

[beantownjim]

I HAVE A FEELING SALTY DOG IF YOU EAT AT THIS Y THERES A GOOD CHANCE YOU WILL BE EATING CRABS DO YOU THINK SHE HAS EVER HAD A VENERIAL DISEASE I AM LAYING EVEN MONEY SHE HAS SPREAD A COUPLE OF THINGS AROUND IN HER TIME :shrug: ILL PASS ON HER JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND (CASCADE SPORTSBOOK) STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME THEN CALLED ME A SUCKER:thefinger