i'll take the job under a few groundrules:
1- i get paid before i work
2- you pay my room and board
3- i don't lift anything. you want something moved, you put it on the truck yourself. i'll drive during non-rush hour routes
4- i don't drive stick so get an automatic
5- i want to be able to wear flip flops and a hooded sweatshirt at all times
6- $500 per day per diem. If theres change, I'll get it back to you
7- I don't work weekends, Tuesdays, or Fridays
8- no afternoons on Monday or Wednesdays
9- if i want a day off, i take it. i ain't wasting my time calling you telling me what to do
10- company car....lexus quality or better
11- company cell phone with transatlantic phone access
12- gps system so i don't get lost
13- bulls suite when the lakers come to town
14- you aren't allowed to do a background check
i think thats it. when do i start?
