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BuddyWright said:
YANNO A canadian friend sent me this..

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Twelve. Four to form a Parliamentary study committee to decide how to solve the problem, one Francophone to complain that I didn't translate this joke into French, one Native Canadian to protest that the interests of Native Canadians have been overlooked, one woman from the National Action Committee On the Status Of Women to say that women have been underrepresented in the process, one to go over the border to the Niagara Falls Factory Outlet Mall and buy a new bulb and not pay duty on it on the way back, one to actually screw it in, one to collect taxes on the whole procedure so the government can afford it, one to buy a case of Molson for everybody to drink, and one to drop the puck.

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None, they get an American to do it since they are so dammed proud they know how to do it.

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Four. One to spray green paint onto the bulb so noone bashes it with a big stick, one to change it, one to suggest they all roll a log down a hill to celebrate, and one to invite all the others round to his log cabin so they can all watch his moose moult.

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Five. One to screw in the bulb and the other four to call out "Get Back!, Get Back!".


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Screwed with the wrong guy Mr. Ontario. Until you know the knowledge of the person you call out take the low road!:facepalm:
 
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You got Joe B passing at 80% completion rate
LSU beat 6 top 10 teams
Offense setting records all over the place
It?s a home game for them
You have all America rooting for Coach O
80% of 💰on LSU
I?m surprised the books haven?t moved This Game up to 7 or more to offset LSU 💰

I?m going to sit on the sidelines and maybe make an in game play
LSU looks to easy and maybe they are but I?ll sit it out at the start
GL however you play
 
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Buddy, I had FL -14.5 early but took them live -5.5 for +106 so I came out ok and parlays still alive. Thanks friend.
 
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BuddyWright said:
Well bro we all have opinions about who we think are the best teams, best QBs ,etc, etc but I swear gjn comparing Ken Dorsey to Joe burrow or trevor Lawence seems like a long, long ass stretch too me???? I mean not even in the same breath in my opinion....LOL That's why they call em opinions...just like assholes....everybody has one....LOL
Yea dude there are multiple arguments for multiple teams and QBS but I'm not so sure Miami 2001 team and Ken Dorsey would be one of them as far as I'm concerned...LOL I mean he'll Dorsey ended up playing in Canadia for a year after a few years as playing back up at the Browns and San Fran....
GL on your action cjn but I would be willing to bet Joe and Trevor will not be playing backup in the NFL and damn sure won't be playing in Canadia...LOL
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4 NFL rbs
2 NFL te
2 NFL wr

Havent even gotten to ed reid and the nfl players in defense or on the oline......and almost every single NFL player was a stud not a fringe guy out in a year.
 
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BuddyWright said:
SC has their QB for the next 4 years...he is going to persue a carrer in the NFL so he transfered to the best place to show his abilities....I don't blame him as UTAH has all the players for a number 1 team except for QB. He will only be there for a year and he will have to earn the starting job so we will see how it goes for him...he is such a talented QB I don't expect him to have
any problems and expect him to make a run at an undefeated year in the PAC 12 and go high in the draft....we will see....
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Thanks, I hope everything works out for him. Just kind of surprised me to see he was transferring.
 
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12/31 plays

12/31 plays

Texas @ Utah
Utah
Money Line

Florida State @ Arizona State
Arizona State
Money Line

Kentucky @ Virginia Tech
Kentucky +2

Kansas State @ Navy
Navy -2.5

Georgia State @ Wyoming
Wyoming -7
 
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