:shrug: Matt(Kosar), Smurphy and I have had a quite comprehensive plan to come to Belterra and shock the world as we all knew all else would laugh at our pairings, making such comments as, no contest and what a waste of a greens fee and such. Well let me tell you we have heard the cries of our people and had devised a rigorous training program to stunt (not misspelled) the world at the annual golff outing. Unfortunately I have broken my right hand in several places and will be having surgery rather shortly. I expect to make a full recovery as this will be in the the neighborhood of my 18th surgery to repair injuries of other natures. That being said.
Let the games begin, even with a a broken hand, a narcoleptic, and a very intelligent half wit playing in this thing we still plan on taking home the trophy and most likely any women the rest of the field accidentally introduced to us. We are, of course the hands down favorites, that has been well documented but now with Matts wiley charms, Smurphs razor sharp wit, and my undeniably devilish good looks you folks don't stand a chance!!! Some of you may welcome this change, I, however, will now rededicate myself to driving the ball better and essentially learn ho wto play better golf, all the while getting the sympathy vote due to obvious physical setbacks. Much like Tiger did.
My point is.........................you 2-7 handicaps better bring your A game cuz I hit 123 the other day on this little par three course the other day and if my hand didnt start killing me I would have finished more than 12 holes.
Rolltide Schmolltide, AGENT? C'mon, these guys are stiffs compared to a team made up of sportsmen like myself, smurphy, Kosar and maybe Dawgball or Haskell, which reminds me we are taking applications for that last spot in our foursome. Please send a resume, portfolio of any chick that you are bringing along with a worn shoe from her closet (we prefer pumps), scorecards from your last ten rounds and 1 full minute of video you laughing and then keeping completely silent for another full minute as that is all we will really need from you. Laugh at our jokes then shut the fuhk up, get it. Send this along with shipping an handling, along with any stupid late night infomercial purchases you have bought in the last five years to
P.O I69
Longwood, TX
76969
If any of you are scared and want to back out now we do have a beer boy (Haskell) that will tend to your beverage needs as you follow us around and observe.
All proceeds will go to the "Holy shit my hand fuhking hurts, Matt.............wake the fuhk up it's your shot, blow the airhorn again smurph, hand me my beer foundation" I assure you this is a charitable organization and all donations will be welcome.
Just thought everyone would want to know what they are up agaianst.
Does anyone have any idea how long it took me to type this, shit. I need another percocet:shrug:
Hope this helps,
FDC
Let the games begin, even with a a broken hand, a narcoleptic, and a very intelligent half wit playing in this thing we still plan on taking home the trophy and most likely any women the rest of the field accidentally introduced to us. We are, of course the hands down favorites, that has been well documented but now with Matts wiley charms, Smurphs razor sharp wit, and my undeniably devilish good looks you folks don't stand a chance!!! Some of you may welcome this change, I, however, will now rededicate myself to driving the ball better and essentially learn ho wto play better golf, all the while getting the sympathy vote due to obvious physical setbacks. Much like Tiger did.
My point is.........................you 2-7 handicaps better bring your A game cuz I hit 123 the other day on this little par three course the other day and if my hand didnt start killing me I would have finished more than 12 holes.
Rolltide Schmolltide, AGENT? C'mon, these guys are stiffs compared to a team made up of sportsmen like myself, smurphy, Kosar and maybe Dawgball or Haskell, which reminds me we are taking applications for that last spot in our foursome. Please send a resume, portfolio of any chick that you are bringing along with a worn shoe from her closet (we prefer pumps), scorecards from your last ten rounds and 1 full minute of video you laughing and then keeping completely silent for another full minute as that is all we will really need from you. Laugh at our jokes then shut the fuhk up, get it. Send this along with shipping an handling, along with any stupid late night infomercial purchases you have bought in the last five years to
P.O I69
Longwood, TX
76969
If any of you are scared and want to back out now we do have a beer boy (Haskell) that will tend to your beverage needs as you follow us around and observe.
All proceeds will go to the "Holy shit my hand fuhking hurts, Matt.............wake the fuhk up it's your shot, blow the airhorn again smurph, hand me my beer foundation" I assure you this is a charitable organization and all donations will be welcome.
Just thought everyone would want to know what they are up agaianst.
Does anyone have any idea how long it took me to type this, shit. I need another percocet:shrug:
Hope this helps,
FDC
