FORGIVE ALL CAPS...MISPLACED BIFOCALS
JOE SMITH STARTED THE DAY EARLY HAVING SET HIS ALARM CLOCK
(MADE IN JAPAN) FOR 6 AM.WHILE HIS COFFEEPOT (MADE IN CHINA) WAS PERKING, HE SHAVED WITH HIS ELECTRIC RAZOR (MADE IN HONG KONG). HE PUT ON A DRESS SHIRT, (MADE IN SRI LANKA),DESIGNER JEANS(MADE IN SINGAPORE) AND TENNIS SHOES (MADE IN KOREA).AFTER COOKING BREAKFAST IN HIS NEW SKILLET (MADE IN INDIA) HE SAT DOWN WITH HIS NEW CALCULATOR(MADE IN MEXICO) TO SEE HOW MUCH HE COULD SPEND TODAY. AFTER SETTING HIS WATCH (MADE IN TAIWAN)TO THE RADIO (MADE IN CHINA) HE GOT INTO HIS CAR(MADE IN GERMANY) AND THEN CONTINUED HIS SEARCH FOR A GOOD PAYING AMERICAN JOB. AFTER ANOTHER DAY OF DISCOURAGING AND FRUITLESS LOOKING, JOE DECIDED TO RELAX FOR AWHILE. HE PUT ON HIS SANDALS (MADE IN BRAZIL) POURED A GLASS OF WINE (MADE IN FRANCE) AND TURNED ON HIS T.V. (MADE IN INDONESIA) AND ASKED HIMSELF WHY HE COULD NOT FIND A GOOD JOB " IN AMERICA"
ALTERNATE ENDING...HE PUT ON HIS SANDALS (MADE IN BRAZIL)
POURED A GLASS OF WINE (MADE IN FRANCE) TURNED ON THE NCAA TOURNEY (TV MADE IN INDONESIA) HAD HIS GORGEOUS TALL BLONDE RUSSIAN MAIL ORDER BRIDE, NADIA COME OVER AND GIVE HIM ORAL PLEASURE AND SPANK HIM FOR BEING A TYPICAL U.S. CONSUMER...
WELL BUILT RUSSIAN MAIL ORDER B
JOE SMITH STARTED THE DAY EARLY HAVING SET HIS ALARM CLOCK
(MADE IN JAPAN) FOR 6 AM.WHILE HIS COFFEEPOT (MADE IN CHINA) WAS PERKING, HE SHAVED WITH HIS ELECTRIC RAZOR (MADE IN HONG KONG). HE PUT ON A DRESS SHIRT, (MADE IN SRI LANKA),DESIGNER JEANS(MADE IN SINGAPORE) AND TENNIS SHOES (MADE IN KOREA).AFTER COOKING BREAKFAST IN HIS NEW SKILLET (MADE IN INDIA) HE SAT DOWN WITH HIS NEW CALCULATOR(MADE IN MEXICO) TO SEE HOW MUCH HE COULD SPEND TODAY. AFTER SETTING HIS WATCH (MADE IN TAIWAN)TO THE RADIO (MADE IN CHINA) HE GOT INTO HIS CAR(MADE IN GERMANY) AND THEN CONTINUED HIS SEARCH FOR A GOOD PAYING AMERICAN JOB. AFTER ANOTHER DAY OF DISCOURAGING AND FRUITLESS LOOKING, JOE DECIDED TO RELAX FOR AWHILE. HE PUT ON HIS SANDALS (MADE IN BRAZIL) POURED A GLASS OF WINE (MADE IN FRANCE) AND TURNED ON HIS T.V. (MADE IN INDONESIA) AND ASKED HIMSELF WHY HE COULD NOT FIND A GOOD JOB " IN AMERICA"
ALTERNATE ENDING...HE PUT ON HIS SANDALS (MADE IN BRAZIL)
POURED A GLASS OF WINE (MADE IN FRANCE) TURNED ON THE NCAA TOURNEY (TV MADE IN INDONESIA) HAD HIS GORGEOUS TALL BLONDE RUSSIAN MAIL ORDER BRIDE, NADIA COME OVER AND GIVE HIM ORAL PLEASURE AND SPANK HIM FOR BEING A TYPICAL U.S. CONSUMER...
WELL BUILT RUSSIAN MAIL ORDER B
