Madjack Member of the month (July)

The Joker

The Joker

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After 4 long hours of a back room meeting, beer, booze, cigars and straight black coffee.....the fellas on the board and myself have concluded that this months member of distinguished recognition is......

































































































































































































































































































































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ImFeklhr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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September 2011 - Mr. Poon
October 2011 - Cie Grant
November 2011 - Roll Tide
December 2011 - Handicapper
January 2012 - Old School
February 2012 - Morris
March 2012 - Wineguy
April 2012 - Greggraffin
May 2012 - Skipper
June 2012 - jr11
July 2012 - Deezy
August 2012 - Handicapper
September 2012 - Sportsaholic
October 2012 - jawaiian playa
November 2012 - Ripken8
December 2012 - Nole
Member of the year 2012 - Handicapper
January 2013 - Sixfive
February 2013 - Joker
March 2013 - Scrapman
April 2013 - Dawgball
May 2013 - FatDaddyCool
June 2013 - Happy Hippo
July 2013 - ImFeklhr
 
ImFeklhr

ImFeklhr

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When I was approached about being Madjack's Member of the Month I advised my lawyer that I would be interested only under certain conditions:

It has to be a 31-day month in the summer.
I don't like drab winter clothing, and I don't do non-leap February's. (Joker you really took one for the team there).
I don't do months ending in "ber".

I retain Veto-power for the duration of the month on all posts regarding Canada.

Private messages will be turned on for the entirety of the month (not sure how you pulled that one off :shrug: )

The members of the month in the preceding and subsequent months had to be on a strict gluten-light diet, as I don't want them breaking capitalistic grain-based wind in my vicinity. They must sign a contract agreeing that in my presence they can only refer to themselves as vice-members of the month, and be generally agreeable to being out-shined by my month. (Hippo was on board; see that next month's winner is as well).

The use of my likeness, either in text or graphical form is strictly prohibited. Future lists containing a historical record of past winners, the font size of July 2013 must be at least 50% bigger, bolded and/or italicized.

And finally, I am allowed to take one bitch of my choosing for the duration of the month.

Joker thanks for putting this together, not since my 7th-place participation ribbon in T-ball have I felt so honored. :00hour

Note to all: enjoy the month, and await further instructions. :sadwave: :sadwave:
 
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congrats,

how about throwin the board a baseball pick from the vault of ImFeklhr (since you are currently 1st in the $8000 1Vice.ag / MadJacksports Baseball Contest)

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ImFeklhr

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IE said:
congrats,

how about throwin the board a baseball pick from the vault of ImFeklhr (since you are currently 1st in the $8000 1Vice.ag / MadJacksports Baseball Contest)

:toast:
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My paid service will begin at the conclusion of the contest. :lol:
 
greggraffin

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ImFeklhr said:
:0074 :0074 :toast: :0008
When I was approached about being Madjack's Member of the Month I advised my lawyer that I would be interested only under certain conditions:

It has to be a 31-day month in the summer.
I don't like drab winter clothing, and I don't do non-leap February's. (Joker you really took one for the team there).
I don't do months ending in "ber".

I retain Veto-power for the duration of the month on all posts regarding Canada.

Private messages will be turned on for the entirety of the month (not sure how you pulled that one off :shrug: )

The members of the month in the preceding and subsequent months had to be on a strict gluten-light diet, as I don't want them breaking capitalistic grain-based wind in my vicinity. They must sign a contract agreeing that in my presence they can only refer to themselves as vice-members of the month, and be generally agreeable to being out-shined by my month. (Hippo was on board; see that next month's winner is as well).

The use of my likeness, either in text or graphical form is strictly prohibited. Future lists containing a historical record of past winners, the font size of July 2013 must be at least 50% bigger, bolded and/or italicized.

And finally, I am allowed to take one bitch of my choosing for the duration of the month.

Joker thanks for putting this together, not since my 7th-place participation ribbon in T-ball have I felt so honored. :00hour

Note to all: enjoy the month, and await further instructions. :sadwave: :sadwave:
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laying it down like a boss! :Yep:


Josh, Imfekhlr seems like a good guy but I think this award has really gotten to his head
 
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