(MADJACKS GRAMMY AWARDS)

[trolln4walii]

All finalists must exhibit the following personality traits. No exceptions will be made. The decision of the judges is final and may not be disputed with board members or Cascade.

1. Type in ALL CAPS (or too dumb to know there's a "caps lock" key on their computer)

2. Seek the attention of readers in the form of idiotic or meaningless rants.

3. IQ cannot exceed 50 (under these circumstances it can be below 50)

4. Bisexual or Bilingual (fluent Russian is not required)

 

[trolln4walii]

5. Have offended the majority (or in this case more than 90%) of the members.

6. Narcassistic behavior revealed on EVERY post. (if our mentally challenged three don't know this word or how to use a dictionary or spellcheck -- "excessive admiration for or fascination of oneself")

7. Optional/not required but may sway the votes "sleep with hands above the covers"

8. Have an annoying Russian neighbor.

 

[trolln4walii]

And the winner is.........................








OMG..............It's a three way tie for first place (Can't you see these guys smiling right now. They think they're having a 3-way with each other) :mj07:

I'll bet not many members were aware that I LOVE WR lives in the Moscow Ghetto Section of Toronto and that IDENTITY was banned and deported to Siberia.

This is the first time in the history of the prestigious awards we haven't had a clear WINNER!! Under these conditions some would say there were "no losers" but others have different thoughts :mj14:

 

[THE KOD]

Now 0-For-98, Zippy Chippy to Try Yet Again
by Blood-Horse Staff
Date Posted: 9/3/2004 8:28:26 AM
Last Updated: 9/4/2004 2:21:40 PM

Zippy Chippy, the popular 13-year-old maiden who has failed to earn a victory in 98 career starts, will give it another shot when he makes his 2004 debut Sept. 4 at the Three-County Fair in Northampton, Mass.
Owned and trained by Felix Monserrate, Zippy Chippy has been stabled at Finger Lakes Gaming and Racetrack in western New York with Monserrate's other horses, though he has been banned from competing there. The gelding hasn't raced since Sept. 6, 2003, when he finished second, beaten 1 1/2 lengths, in a maiden special weight at Northampton.

Zippy Chippy drew post one in a two-turn, 6 1/2-furlong maiden special weight event that goes as the sixth race on the program. The race drew 12 entrants, but Northampton has a half-mile track that accommodates only eight starters. Zippy Chippy will carry 124 pounds in a field of 3- and 4-year-olds.

Zippy Chippy, a New York-bred by Compliance out of the Buckfinder mare Listen Lady, began his career in 1994 in maiden special weight company at Belmont Park. In 2001 at Northampton, he came within a head of breaking his maiden.

Zippy Chippy has finished second eight times and third 12 times. His career earnings stand at $30,534.
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[dogface]

There are so many people I would like to Thank for this award, but I have so little time. I just wanted to say it was a honor just to be forgotten, but then to be nominated and "WIN" in this fashion really makes it all that much more special!

Let's go to the after party at Dr. Strangelove's, cuz I just saw his Valentine's gift to all of us!!!

D.G.

 

[kosar]

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