Mans Best Friend (thanks Brownie)

beantownjim

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BOYS ITS BEEN A LONG GRUELING DAY FOR YOUR PAL BEANTOWNJIM.BOYS I AM GOOD GAMBLER BUT AT TIMES I PANIC LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.I STARTED WITH 900 AT MVP SPORTSBOOK AFTER MY BIG WINNER LAST NIGHT WITH THE METS I HAD 1700 IN MY ACCOUNT.BOYS TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT I WENT O FOR 2 TODAY ON BASEBALL TOTALS:thefinger HOUSTON ASTROS.BOYS I WAS REALLY DOWN ON MY BASEBALL PICKS SO I DECIDED TO DO WHAT I DO WHEN I AM CHASING READY JACK YOU WILL LOVE THIS ONE.:eek: I LOST 1200 IN BASEBALL PICKS SO I HAD 550 LEFT AND DECIDE TO PLAY WNBA AND THE LESBIAN LEAGUE.

MY LITTLE 25 POUND COCKER POO DOG HAS BAILED ME OUT OF SOME TOUGH SPOTS IN THE PAST SO I CALLED ON MY DOG BROWNIE TO BAIL ME OUT AGAIN TONIGHT I HAD 550 DOLLARS LEFT IN MY MVP ACCOUNT SO I TOOK 2 BALLOONS WICH BROWNIE LIKES TO PLAY WITH I PUT A PIECE OF PAPER IN EACH BALLOON (ONE SAID OVER AND THE OTHER SAID UNDER).I PROCEEDED TO THROW EACH IN THE AIR AND WICH EVER BALLOON MY DOG POPS FIRST I BET THAT SIDE.THANK YOU BROWNIE AN EASY WINNER I NEVER BROKE A SWEAT MAN THE LESBIANS WERE RUNNING TONIGHT.THE TOTAL WAS 140 1/2 THE SCORE RIGHT NOW IS 80 TO 73 THIS TOTAL WAS OVER THE NUMBER WITH 7 MINUTES TO GO THIS IS THE WAY I LIKE TO WIN.BROWNIE AND I SAT TOGETHER NEXT TO MY COMPUTER AS I WATCHED THE GAME ON ESPN WE WERE HIGH FIVING ALL NIGHT MAN WE HAD SOME FUN TONIGHT.I PROMISED BROWNIE A NICE BIG PIECE OF STEAK ON THE GRILL TOMORROW NIGHT IF THE GAME WON.SO BOYS ITS STEAK AND CORONA TOMORROW NIGHT I JUST HOPE MY WIFE IS WORKING LATE I MIGHT ASK BROWNIE TO PICK ME ANOTHER WINNER.I CANT LET MY WIFE FIND OUT SHE ALREADY THINKS I AM CRACKERS IF SHE SEES ME FLIPPING BALLOONS WITH BROWNIE WITH TEAM NAMES IN THEM SHE MIGHT HAVE COMMITTED TO THE STATE INSTITUTION OF MASSACHUSETTS:eek: IT SOUNDS CRAZY BOYS BUT I AM ICE COLD ON BASEBALL TOTALS SO I FIGURED I WOULD TRY THE WNBA.WELL BOYS AT LEAST NOW I HAVE CLOSE TO A DIME TO OPERATE I AM BACK IN ACTION THANKS TO MY LITTLE BUDDY BROWNIE.BOYS BROWNIE IS HITTING CLOSE TO 75% I DONT ASK HIM FOR PICKS UNLESS I AM DOWN TO MY LAST PLAY.NOW TOMORROW I WILL MAKE MY FIRST PLAY ON MY OWN AND TRY AND BUILD UP MY ACCOUNT BUT ITS ALWAYS NICE TO KNOW BROWNIE IS CLOSE BY.GOOD NIGHT BOYS I HAD ENOUGH ACTION FOR ONE NIGHT.;)

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE SPORTSBOOK STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME:thefinger
 

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that a boy brownie... way to go boy..:spotting: :spotting:





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What do other Dogs think about Brownie giving beantownjim his winning wagers ?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid balloon.?

Border Collie: Let him do it. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

German Shepherd: I'll guard Brownie while beantownjim blows up the balloons.!

Dachshund: I can't reach !

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow Brownie .

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me watch!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Leave that for the servants.

Lab: Oh, me, ME!!! Pleeeeeeze let ME chase the balloons
Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let Brownie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

CHOW CHOW: I'm with the malamute. After I take my nap that is!

AKITA: I'm with the chow and malamute! What's for dinner?

Jack Russell Terrier OR Wire-haired Fox Terrier: I can reach it! I just KNOW I can reach it! Another twenty jumps, and it's mine, ALL mine!!

Cocker Spaniel: Why not let Brownie do it ? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco balloon.

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Pointer: I see it, there it is, rrrrriiiiiiight there.

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Beantownjim........the balloon didnt break ! now what ?
we could flip a coin again like you usually do.


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btowjim I always wanted to ask. Do have any idea what the hell your doing? Becasue if you do it sure as hell is confusing.
 

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Beantown whats up :shrug: I try to be your friend and help you out...............3-0 sat. together we could have went 4-0 You should have jumped on my plays and layed low yesterday "................TBONEZ has the contractors here now measuring for my new fence " BORIS " doesn't look happy..................


Here! I'll only do this 1 more time for you because I will be focusing on the FB contests this year. Wanna go partners ;)

TAMPA BAY ML +125

ANGELS +110

now do me a favor don't anyone tell my other half that TBONEZ is letting her hubby sit here for hours handicapping and then just sneaks off with a couple of her favorites ;)

LOOK OUT MVP BIG BALLZ and BEANTOWN are coming threw......................
 
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