marine was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting
marine travels up to Alaska, spots a small brown bear and shoots it. Right after, there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear.
The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake...that was my cousin and I'm going to give you two choices..." Either I maul you to death or we have sex." After considering briefly, marine decided to accede to the latter alternative. So the black bear has his way with marine.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks, marine soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip back to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, marine . That was my cousin and you've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex." Again, marine thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly has his way with marine.
Although he survived, it took several months before marine fully recovered. Now marine is completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down that grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later there was a tap on his shoulder.
marine turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.
The polar bear looked at him very sadly and said,
"Admit it marine, you don't come here for the hunting, do you??"
marine travels up to Alaska, spots a small brown bear and shoots it. Right after, there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear.
The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake...that was my cousin and I'm going to give you two choices..." Either I maul you to death or we have sex." After considering briefly, marine decided to accede to the latter alternative. So the black bear has his way with marine.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks, marine soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip back to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, marine . That was my cousin and you've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex." Again, marine thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly has his way with marine.
Although he survived, it took several months before marine fully recovered. Now marine is completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down that grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later there was a tap on his shoulder.
marine turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.
The polar bear looked at him very sadly and said,
"Admit it marine, you don't come here for the hunting, do you??"
Happy Halloweiner Marine. :moon:
