Marine signs contract to take it anally...LOL

DR STRANGELOVE

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As we can see, Marine's wife is there to witness the agreement....

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As we can all see, not only is Marine's wife smiling.....but look at the Marine to Marine's right, not only does he have a smile on his face, but he is getting ready to give Marine a sample of his friend....

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I swear to God Almighty himself, this is the funniest freaking guys on the net! I've had a couple of cocktails tonight(wife took the boys to Spy Kids 3-D for the 5 th f@#kin' time), I log on and then this thread!

Dr. Strangelove, thank you. Geez, I'm still pissin' myself!

Marine: "Those are Navy guys you silly fag."

Classic.

:D

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GOOD STUFF FELLAS BUT WE STILL HAVENT HEARD DID OUR YOUNG MARINE BREAK HIS VIRGINITY:moon: LAST TIME MARINE SPOKE ON THIS SUBJECT HE BOUGHT THE TOOL AND HIS WIFE WS WAITING AT THE FRONT DOOR WITH A BIG SMILE ON HER FACE:D .I DONT KNOW WHO WAS MORE EXCITED OUR GAY MARINE OR HIS MACHO WIFE:shrug: MARINE WE WANT DETAILS DID YOU GET BONED UP THE ARSE BY MR. MARINE I.E. YOUR WIFE

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBERRY OF 2003 THE DAY CASCADE SPORTSBOOK STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME THEN CALLED ME A SUCKER:thefinger
 

marine

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BTJ,

No, i still have not been skewered like a shish-ka-bob by the Missus.

Its kinda hard to get some time to ourselves to make that happen with a child in the house.

But she says when we take out vacation to vegas she plans on getting me drunk with plenty of coronas with an extra slive of lime and a big ole lobster dinner and then doing the deed to me.
 

marine

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Couldnt tell ya this early in advance... with my profession and the way the world is today, its kinda hard to plan that far out.
 

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Becarefull folks. Some times Marine asses can be hard as steal.
:p :shrug: :eek:
 
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