Me a Skunk and a garden hose.........

Sportsaholic

Jack's Mentor
Forum Member
Jan 18, 2000
32,345
314
0
62
Crustacean Nation
A skunk has taken up refuge in my garage.....Dog found him earlier today barking and growling....:facepalm:


Almost had him out at one point..Took a garden hose to him and he made a beeline to the open door... 2 feet away from freedom and he did a complete 180 and charged at me...kurby


Sucker hasn't sprayed yet......not sure if he's made it out or is hidding still and just fucking with me.......:shrug:
 

Betone

Registered User
Forum Member
Aug 24, 2004
16,268
294
83
66
Monument, CO
A skunk has taken up refuge in my garage.....Dog found him earlier today barking and growling....:facepalm:


Almost had him out at one point..Took a garden hose to him and he made a beeline to the open door... 2 feet away from freedom and he did a complete 180 and charged at me...kurby


Sucker hasn't sprayed yet......not sure if he's made it out or is hidding still and just fucking with me.......:shrug:

He is definitely fucking with you Sports, I think you should go down swinging :shrug:
 

DuckDogs

Registered
Forum Member
Sep 26, 2011
1,715
34
0
Video or it didn't happen:0corn


Just kidding - good luck with it, hope you can avoid the "essence":0074
 

Betone

Registered User
Forum Member
Aug 24, 2004
16,268
294
83
66
Monument, CO
Patti needs to mow the lawn in the morning..... Should I tell her about the skunk before she goes after the lawn mower...or let it be a surprise....:shrug:

You should tell her about it now, so that she can handle the situation tonight......this sounds like a job for the wife :0074
 
  • Like
Reactions: Skulnik

Betone

Registered User
Forum Member
Aug 24, 2004
16,268
294
83
66
Monument, CO
Have you had time to evaluate the skunks mentality? Is the skunk "really" pissed off ?
Maybe you should try and make friends with the skunk:shrug:
 

Sportsaholic

Jack's Mentor
Forum Member
Jan 18, 2000
32,345
314
0
62
Crustacean Nation
Have you had time to evaluate the skunks mentality? Is the skunk "really" pissed off ?
Maybe you should try and make friends with the skunk:shrug:




I'm going to let the Skunk sleep on it and see if it realizes the amount of stress its caused me tonight.....The Skunk needs to understand I've had to drink a few beers & a whiskey to calm my nerves...We'll see how it plays out....:0003
 

Redhog

Registered User
Forum Member
Jan 10, 2002
3,405
54
48
Hawg Country
Patti needs to mow the lawn in the morning..... Should I tell her about the skunk before she goes after the lawn mower...or let it be a surprise....:shrug:

Ok here's what I would do! I would get alittle :s6: :142hump: :142hump: :142hump: if all goes well? Then I would tell her! But if you end up having to :jerkit: :jerkit: then I would not tell :s2:

Hope this helps?
 
  • Like
Reactions: Skulnik

Betone

Registered User
Forum Member
Aug 24, 2004
16,268
294
83
66
Monument, CO
I'm going to let the Skunk sleep on it and see if it realizes the amount of stress its caused me tonight.....The Skunk needs to understand I've had to drink a few beers & a whiskey to calm my nerves...We'll see how it plays out....:0003

GL my friend, will look for the update of this situation in the morning :0074

:lol:
 

PAChicky

Bee
Forum Member
Feb 7, 2013
2,039
48
0
48
Central Pa
www.facebook.com
Wait wait wait. I take that back. I'm only hurting myself in the long run with that answer! I'm barely getting any as it is so technically I'd be cutting myself off!! I didn't think that through very well. :facepalm:
 

IE

Administrator
Forum Admin
Forum Member
Mar 15, 1999
95,440
223
63
b0820199f04a4293453a47c142245f3c.jpg
 

Betone

Registered User
Forum Member
Aug 24, 2004
16,268
294
83
66
Monument, CO
Wait wait wait. I take that back. I'm only hurting myself in the long run with that answer! I'm barely getting any as it is so technically I'd be cutting myself off!! I didn't think that through very well. :facepalm:

What's a matter WTF :facepalm:
 
Bet on MyBookie
Top