My long-passed uncle's birthday is coming up,
and for me it is a time to reminisce. The long walks
we used to take. The long drives. The special trips he
would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends
with him, and the advice he used to give!
Much was wasted because I was young when he died.
If he were alive today and sharing his pearls of
wisdom, I'd be a better man.
Those gems were well and good, but the one I
remember most, the jewel in the crown of Uncle
advice, came when he paused, looked me in the eye and
said...
"Son, be sure you marry a woman with small t*ts. It
makes your pecker look bigger."
Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
and for me it is a time to reminisce. The long walks
we used to take. The long drives. The special trips he
would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends
with him, and the advice he used to give!
Much was wasted because I was young when he died.
If he were alive today and sharing his pearls of
wisdom, I'd be a better man.
Those gems were well and good, but the one I
remember most, the jewel in the crown of Uncle
advice, came when he paused, looked me in the eye and
said...
"Son, be sure you marry a woman with small t*ts. It
makes your pecker look bigger."
Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
