metrosexual
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="beta-male"......a flying drop kick at that point would have been the appropriate response......
This metrosexual plays on Sundays
may be....but i`d pay $50 usd to see him change a tire.....
"hello?...is this AAA?"....
Hedge,
Here's the issue. There is a fine line between Metrosexual, and his very close relative, the Douche Bag.
The Metrosexual:
In the bathroom:
Uses something to clean his face other than a bar of soap before he shaves.
Has and knows the difference between shampoo and conditioner.
In the bedroom:
Has/knows what are, and uses bed sheets higher than 700tc.
In the kitchen:
owns more than one pot or pan
the douchebag:
wears purple shirts that are 4 sizes too small
wears one of those ion athletic bracelets
has more than 4 lacost/polo hats, all which point sideways.
uses wax in his hair
uses body spray
tells everyone where he went to school.
Here's the issue. There is a fine line between Metrosexual, and his very close relative, the Douche Bag.
The Metrosexual:
In the bathroom:
Uses something to clean his face other than a bar of soap before he shaves.
Has and knows the difference between shampoo and conditioner.
In the bedroom:
Has/knows what are, and uses bed sheets higher than 700tc.
In the kitchen:
owns more than one pot or pan
the douchebag:
wears purple shirts that are 4 sizes too small
wears one of those ion athletic bracelets
has more than 4 lacost/polo hats, all which point sideways.
uses wax in his hair
uses body spray
tells everyone where he went to school.
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all the above :facepalm: plus I trim my nose hairs weekly and my goatee is always trimmed to setting two...I care about my appearance
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I try to be, I do not take life as serious anymore :shrug: I looked back at some of my posts about 2 years ago, I was so miserable at home I took it out on here especially in politics, so much better off now being divorced :toast:
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