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Mexican Oysters
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming
around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling,
scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only
did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter,
"What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you
have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles
from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
The cowboy said, "What the heck, bring me an order." The waiter
replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day
because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early
and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that
evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After
a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said,
"These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones
I saw you serve yesterday."
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor.
Sometimes the bull wins.
Mexican Oysters
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming
around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling,
scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only
did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter,
"What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you
have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles
from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
The cowboy said, "What the heck, bring me an order." The waiter
replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day
because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early
and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that
evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After
a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said,
"These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones
I saw you serve yesterday."
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor.
Sometimes the bull wins.
