Umm I took Miami so that is good but I have no idea what I'm talking about so should I be happy about this?
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Ok bro I was afraid this was going to happen. The canes are playing like their typical f*ked up backyard style. That means because you my friend dont know s**t from shinola about when to be happy etc.,etc., that you are going to have to make 3 vows to the gaming Gods for us to cover this spread tonight.
Your first vow will be to go to the Made Gras in Naw leans next year and buy one of those Hurricanes they sell to the tourists. You know one of those deals that comes in a LARGE Plastic glass and says Hurricane. You will then pour a third of it out and reach in your back pocket and grab that Bat wing of Vodka you bought before you came down to Bourbon street and fill your Hurricane glass back up. Yes you will look like a tourist but you will know that you aren't and besides it is one of your Vows you will be honoring.
We will talk about the other two vows as the game goes on..................
The score right now is Canes 10-0 so you are allowed to be 1 cock hair above 1/10 half ass happy.