Michael Jackson is one weird ass dude

Felonious Monk

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Jackson gives off the air of somebody who is really weird but who has no appreciation for just how weird he really is. It's cool to be excentric, but if you are going to be excentric, you should be aware of the fact.

Because he is so weird, his career is in a tailspin--not because people would not buy his music, but rather because he is fundamentally incapable of writing music that ordinary people can relate to. People think a variety of things are important to them: love, sex, work. The thing that is most important to Jackson is sleeping with children and climbing trees. How in the hell is he going to write music about that?

And why does he always have that damn kid wrapped in a veil?
 

Megami

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The masks and veils are supposedly in place to 'protect' the identities of his children from the evils of the paparazzis.

And WHY does he bleach the hair of his 4 year old kid blonde?? Who the hell bleaches the hair of their kids at that age?
 

AR182

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How about,

Why is he allowed to be a parent ?

Why doesn't the dep't of social sevices in Calif. investigate the damage he is doing to those kids of his?
 

Terryray

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from columnist Moser of Austin Chronicle:

"WACK-KING OFF We can't wait for the time (in a decade or so) when Michael Jackson's children begin writing horrible things about him.

After the recent incident of Wacko Jacko "dangling" his 6-month-old son, Prince Michael II, over the fourth-floor balcony at his hotel in Berlin, one suspects the behind-the-scenes behavior is exponentially more hideous. Jackson admitted the public child-endangerment episode was a "terrible mistake," among so many terrible mistakes Miss Jackson makes -- like continually breeding."





---and, what is the difference between M.Jackson and acne?
well, you see, acne comes on your face <b>after</b> you are fourteen.





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