Michelle Obama was born "Michael LaVaughn Robinson? accepted a scholarship in 1982 to play middle linebacker for Oregon State, where he enjoyed ?a respectable rookie season with 88 tackles and 7.5 sacks (but) suddenly dropped out of the school. ?Fellow teammates observed that Robinson could regularly be heard lamenting over how he is a ?woman trapped inside a man?s body,? and on January 13th, 1983, he underwent sex reassignment surgery at Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine,? the viral report claims. The future First Lady then left Oregon State for Princeton University to ?hide the shame of his new identity,? the report claims. ?Years later, he met Barry Obama Jr. a Kenyan immigrant who later became aware of Michelle?s ?true? identity,? the report continues. ?They subsequently married and adopted two children.?