"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."
>
> The priest asks, "Is that you, Coach Mike Price ?"
>
> "Yes, Father, it is."
>
> "And who was the woman you were with?"
>
> " I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
>
> "Well, Coach , I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well
> tell me now."
>
> "Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
>
> "I cannot say."
>
> "Was it Patricia Kelly?"
>
> "I'll never tell."
>
> "Was it Liz Shannon?"
>
> "I'm sorry, but I'll not name her."
>
> "Was it Cathy Morgan?"
>
> "My lips are sealed."
>
> "Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"
>
> "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
>
> The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Coach Price, and
> I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend
> church for three months. Be off with you now."
>
> Coach Price walks back to his pew. His friend Mike Dubose slides over and
> whispers, "What'd you get?"
>
> "Three month's vacation and five good leads!!! " says Coach Price.
>
>
> The priest asks, "Is that you, Coach Mike Price ?"
>
> "Yes, Father, it is."
>
> "And who was the woman you were with?"
>
> " I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
>
> "Well, Coach , I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well
> tell me now."
>
> "Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
>
> "I cannot say."
>
> "Was it Patricia Kelly?"
>
> "I'll never tell."
>
> "Was it Liz Shannon?"
>
> "I'm sorry, but I'll not name her."
>
> "Was it Cathy Morgan?"
>
> "My lips are sealed."
>
> "Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"
>
> "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
>
> The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Coach Price, and
> I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend
> church for three months. Be off with you now."
>
> Coach Price walks back to his pew. His friend Mike Dubose slides over and
> whispers, "What'd you get?"
>
> "Three month's vacation and five good leads!!! " says Coach Price.
>
