Miss America 2003

[beantownjim]

BOYS I DONT HAVE TO PROVE MY TALENT AS A GAMBLER ITS ALL DOCUMENTED BUT DID YOU GUYS KNOW I AM ALSO AN EXPERT IN WOMENS ANATOMY.I WILL PUT MY KEEN EYE FOR FEMALES BEAUTY UP AGAINST ANYBODY INCLUDING OUR VERY OWN DR. STRANGELOVE.I HAVE BEEN PICKING THE WINNER OF THE MISS AMERICA CONTEST FOR WELL OVER 30 YEARS.I CAN REMEMBER MY MOTHER SAYING JIM YOU HAVE TO GO TO BED AND I WOULD SAY MA CANT I WATCH THE REST OF THE MISS AMERICA CONTEST SHE WOULD SAY NO GO TO BED AND THEN I WOULD HAVE TO WALK TO MY ROOM SIDE WAYS SO MY LOVELY MOTHER WOULDNT SEE THAT I HAD A POP TENT IN MY PANTS THIS SEPTEMBER 20TH THE MISS AMERICA CONTEST WILL BE HELD.FELLAS I USUALLY GIVE MY TOP 5 WOMEN AND THEN I MAKE A TRIFECTA BOX OUT OF THEM HOWEVER DUE TO THE WEAKEST FIELD IN PAGEANT HISTORY I COULDNT EVEN FIND 3 BROADS THAT I WOULD SLEEP WITH UNLESS I HAD 12 ICE COLD CORONAS.MAN I WAS WALKING THROUGH DOWNTOWN BOSTON YESTERDAY AFTERNOON AND I SAW 50 WOMEN THAT ARE MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN ANY OF THIS YEARS CONTESTANTS.I CANT BELIEVE HOW HOMELY SOME OF THESE BROADS ARE LETS RUN DOWN THE UGLIEST IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER.MAN THIS IS SCARY FELLAS SO BRACE YOURSELVES WE NEED PICTURES SO SOMEBODY PLEASE POST THE PICTURES THANKS BOYS BEANTOWNJIM.

TOP 5 UGLIEST BROADS IN THE 2003 MISS AMERICA CONTEST
MISS CONNECTICUT
MISS FLORIDA (SHE LOOKS LIKE KEVIN GARNETT WITH A WIG)
MISS KANSAS SHE THOUGHT SHE ENTERED MISS SENIOR CITIZEN CONTEST SHE HAS TO BE 45 YEARS OLD
MISS MASSACHUSETTS I HAVE PICKED UP STREET HOOKERS WHO LOOKED BETTER THAN HER
MISS PENNSYLVANIA SHE MIGHT BE THE UGLIEST BROAD IN PAGEANT HISTORY PLEASE DONT MAKE ME LOOK AT HER AGAIN
ALSO RECIEVING HONORABLE MENTION FOR HOMLIEST BROADS
HAWAII,MINNESOTA,WYOMING.

SO FELLAS I CAN ONLY FIND 3 WOMEN THAT HAVE A CHANCE TO BE MISS AMERICA THIS SEASON
MISS NEW YORK JESSICA LYNCH SHE HAS THAT ALL AMERICAN LOOK AND I FOUND OUT SHE HAS BEEN SLEEPING WITH DONALD TRUMP THE CONTEST PROMOTER
I ALSO LIKE MISS MARYLAND MARINA HARRISON I LOVE HER SMILE AND I KNOW SHE WILL LOOK GOOD IN A SWIMSUIT ALSO THE JUDGES ALWAYS THROW IN A BLACK FINALIST
AND THE WINNER OF THIS YEARS 2003 MISS AMERICA CONTEST IS MISS OKLAHOMA MAN THIS IS THE BEST I CAN FIND BOYS :shrug:

RE CAPP FELLAS MY FINAL 3 CHOICES TO BE THE NEW MISS AMERICA FOR 2003 ARE NEW YORK,MARYLAND,AND THE WINNER MISS OKLAHOMA

GO AHEAD DR. STRANGLOVE I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOUR CHOICES.(I JUST WASTED 2 HOURS LOOKING AT EVERY CONTESTANT MAN IT WAS TORTURE ON MY EYES

 

[beantownjim]

YOU CAN SEE THE CONTESTANTS AT MISSAMERICA.COM

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY:firing: OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE SPORTSBOOK STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME THEN CALLED ME A SUCKER:thefinger

 

[beantownjim]

WWW.MISSAMERICA.COM

 

[beantownjim]

TAKE A LOOK AT MISS VERMONT AND TELL ME IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO LIVE IN THIS STATE,MAN THIS IS THE BEST LOOKING BROAD IN THE WHOLE STATE NO WONDER WHY THESE IMBREADS ARE SO UGLY.:moon:

ALWAYS SLEEP WITH YOUR HANDS ABOVE THE COVERS THIS WAY YOU WONT BE TEMPTED TO TOUCH YOUR WEINER

 

[fletcher]

TX, Virg, Wv, Col were not bad. pa was bad but az was much worse and yes so was fl

 

[Blitz]

Miss? Penn.

Didn't know they let transvestites in now!

Is that an Adams Apple?

 

[Blitz]

What does Miss Utah have on her head?

 

[Blitz]

Miss Texas ain't bad.

 

[Blitz]

Miss Minnesota. :moon:

 

[Blitz]

Miss Lumberjack, I mean Miss Oregon

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

Re: Miss America 2003

GO AHEAD DR. STRANGLOVE I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOUR CHOICES.(I JUST WASTED 2 HOURS LOOKING AT EVERY CONTESTANT MAN IT WAS TORTURE ON MY EYES

Good gawd jim, is this the best that your country can produce? I been to the deep valleyes in El Salvador and seen prettier women milking cows. But, since you have asked me to list my selections, I will try to make it though I'm gasping in disbelief at what I am seeing.

 

[beantownjim]

BOYS WE NEED A PICTURE OF MISS VERMONT SHE MIGHT BE THE UGLIEST MISS AMERICA CONTESTANT OF ALL TIME SO CAN WE GET A PICTURE UP PLEASE I FEEL ITS IMPORTANT TO EXPOSE THIS FRAUD

WOULD THE LAST AMERICAN LEAVING SOUTH BOSTON PLEASE GRAB THE FALG THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING

 

[yyz]

You were wrong in your two previous beauty contests posted here at MJ's........................

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

where to start LMAO?????

BLITZ, too fawking hilarious!!!!

Miss Lumberjack, I mean Miss Oregon

Didn't know they let transvestites in now!

:lol:

 

[timbo]

OMG!!!! If Miss Kansas' hair was blonde, she would look EXACTLY like this girl that stalked me throughout high school. I am still tormented remembering my friends tease me about a dog being sexually attracted to me.

 

[THE KOD]

Ms Vermont

Like mooooooooooo

 

[THE KOD]

Ms Wyoming

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[THE KOD]

with this neck I can reach the highest apples on the tree

 

[THE KOD]

OMG!!!! If Miss Kansas' hair was blonde, she would look EXACTLY like this girl that stalked me throughout high school. I am still tormented remembering my friends tease me about a dog being sexually attracted to me.

Timbo I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVES

 

[yyz]

Miss Hathaway: