WELL BOYS GOOD NEWS I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH OUR HERO JACK WOODEN AND HE HAS AGREED TO SPONSOR A WWW.MISSUNIVERSE.COM FOR 200 DOLLARS AT A WELL KNOW SPORTSBOOK TO BE NAMED LATER.LETS HERE IT FOR JACK :clap: WHATS THE MATTER WITH JACKSON HE'S ALRIGHT.BOYS IN THE PAST WE WERE NOT ABLE TO GIVE OUT THE PRIZE MONEY NOBODY COULD GET ALL 3 CONTESTANTS CORRECT SO THIS YEAR JACKSON AND I HAVE DECIDED WE WANT TO PAY OUT THE 200 DOLLARS SO WE ARE GUARENTEEING A WINNER.BOYS THIS IS SIMPLE ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PICK THE FINAL 2 COUNTRIES YES BOYS JUST PICK THE LAST 2 WOMEN ON STAGE AND COLLECT YOUR 200 DOLLAR PRIZE NO PARTICULAR ORDER.IT WONT BE EASY THIS YEAR THE WOMEN ARE UNBELIEVABLE I DIDNT SEE ANY UNATTRACTIVE WOMEN.HAVE A LOOK FOR YOURSELF AND TAKE A SHOT IT IS FREE TO ALL MADJACK MEMBERS.ENJOY THE CONTEST FELLAS THIS IS A (BEANTOWNJIM/ JACK WOODSON PRODUCTION)
HERE ARE THE RULES IN ORDER TO PARTICIPATE
(1) YOU MUST BE A MADJACKS MEMBER IN GOOD STANDING
(2) YOU CAN ONLY USE 1 NAME AND ENTRY ANYBODY FOUND WITH EXTRA NAMES WILL BE FORCED TO SPEND AN AFTERNOON WITH NICK DOUGLAS
(3) THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT RULE YOU MUST BE A HETEROSEXUEL MALE WE DONT WANT ANY FAGS LOOKING AT THESE GORGOUS WOMEN AND NOT GETTING A POP TENT. I GUESS VINNIE AND SCOTTY ARE OUT.PLEASE BOYS FOLLOW THIS RULE IF YOU ARE GAY DONT WASTE OUR TIME THERE IS A WAITING LIST FOR THIS CONTEST.JACK I AM ALSO ADDING THE NO LESBIAN RULE THEY HAVE A CERTAIN ADVANTAGE SINCE THEY CAN TELL IF A WOMEN SHAVED HER ARM PITS OR NOT WE KNOW HOW THESE EUROPEAN WOMEN CAN BE.PLUS LESBIANS HAVE A UNIQUE ABILITY TO SEE THROUGH THESE BATHING SUITS SO ONCE AGAIN NO LESBIAN WOMEN ALLOWED
(4) ANYBODY CAUGHT GETTING A BONAR WILL AUTOMATICALLY BE FORCED TO FIGHT RAYMOND/BLOCKHEAD AS PUNISHMENT I DONT WANT ANY PERVERTS IN THIS CONTEST LOOK BOYS BUT DONT TOUCH :jerkit: RULE 4 WILL BE STRICKTLY ENFORCED LEAVE YOUR WEINERS ALONE.
(5) BOYS THIS YEAR WE WANT 1 WINNER SO PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO WHO OTHER MEMBERS HAVE PICKED AND BE CREATIVE AND MIX THE PICKS UP.IF 2 MEMBERS PICK THE SAME 2 GIRLS I AM SORRY THE 1ST GUY WHO MADE THE PICKS WILL GET PAID SO PAY ATTENTION ONLY 1 WINNER.
ENJOY THE CONTEST BOYS AND PLEASE OBEY ALL THE WRITTEN RULES THIS IS A REAL CONTEST AND WE ENFORCE OUR WRITTEN RULES. UNLIKE CASCADE SPORTSBOOK AND THAT THIEF LENNY.
PICK 2 WOMEN AND IF YOUR FINAL 2 ARE ON STAGE AT THE END OF THE CONTEST YOU ARE OUR 200 DOLLAR SPORTSBOOK ACCOUNT WINNER COURTESY OF BEANTOWNJIM/JACK WOODEN PRODUCTIONS :toast:
HERE ARE THE RULES IN ORDER TO PARTICIPATE
(1) YOU MUST BE A MADJACKS MEMBER IN GOOD STANDING
(2) YOU CAN ONLY USE 1 NAME AND ENTRY ANYBODY FOUND WITH EXTRA NAMES WILL BE FORCED TO SPEND AN AFTERNOON WITH NICK DOUGLAS
(3) THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT RULE YOU MUST BE A HETEROSEXUEL MALE WE DONT WANT ANY FAGS LOOKING AT THESE GORGOUS WOMEN AND NOT GETTING A POP TENT. I GUESS VINNIE AND SCOTTY ARE OUT.PLEASE BOYS FOLLOW THIS RULE IF YOU ARE GAY DONT WASTE OUR TIME THERE IS A WAITING LIST FOR THIS CONTEST.JACK I AM ALSO ADDING THE NO LESBIAN RULE THEY HAVE A CERTAIN ADVANTAGE SINCE THEY CAN TELL IF A WOMEN SHAVED HER ARM PITS OR NOT WE KNOW HOW THESE EUROPEAN WOMEN CAN BE.PLUS LESBIANS HAVE A UNIQUE ABILITY TO SEE THROUGH THESE BATHING SUITS SO ONCE AGAIN NO LESBIAN WOMEN ALLOWED
(4) ANYBODY CAUGHT GETTING A BONAR WILL AUTOMATICALLY BE FORCED TO FIGHT RAYMOND/BLOCKHEAD AS PUNISHMENT I DONT WANT ANY PERVERTS IN THIS CONTEST LOOK BOYS BUT DONT TOUCH :jerkit: RULE 4 WILL BE STRICKTLY ENFORCED LEAVE YOUR WEINERS ALONE.
(5) BOYS THIS YEAR WE WANT 1 WINNER SO PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO WHO OTHER MEMBERS HAVE PICKED AND BE CREATIVE AND MIX THE PICKS UP.IF 2 MEMBERS PICK THE SAME 2 GIRLS I AM SORRY THE 1ST GUY WHO MADE THE PICKS WILL GET PAID SO PAY ATTENTION ONLY 1 WINNER.
ENJOY THE CONTEST BOYS AND PLEASE OBEY ALL THE WRITTEN RULES THIS IS A REAL CONTEST AND WE ENFORCE OUR WRITTEN RULES. UNLIKE CASCADE SPORTSBOOK AND THAT THIEF LENNY.
PICK 2 WOMEN AND IF YOUR FINAL 2 ARE ON STAGE AT THE END OF THE CONTEST YOU ARE OUR 200 DOLLAR SPORTSBOOK ACCOUNT WINNER COURTESY OF BEANTOWNJIM/JACK WOODEN PRODUCTIONS :toast:
