MISSTRESS?
- Thread starter ALWAYS PRAYEN
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...change the "I" to a "Y" add a space and delete one of the "s" and yes, I have had "My Stress" for a long time. :com:
yea i guess, im just looking for help or answeres im grasping right now looking for any kind of help sorry!!!
oh sure AP .... THIS is something they're gonna admit to at a forum that their wife might read....LOL 
You're not the only idiot.
This site is full of (myself included) idiots that do stuff that get us in trouble. Maybe not a mistress, but trouble one way or another.
I don't think anyone would admit to what you are asking here.
I agree with mama.
This site is full of (myself included) idiots that do stuff that get us in trouble. Maybe not a mistress, but trouble one way or another.
I don't think anyone would admit to what you are asking here.
I agree with mama.
lol soze!! just wondering how any of them turned out? anybody fall in love with theirs? how did it end? i didnt realize so many women (wifes)actually checked up on the hubbys post!!! just wondering!!
MISTRESS OF CHRISTMAS
The Razors Edge (1990)
Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the day I just can't wait till Christmas time When I can grope you in the hay (When I can roll you in the hay) Easy come, easy go Have a good time with lots of dough Slippin' up high, slippin' down low Love'm and leave'm on with the show Listen, I like female form in minimum dress Money to spend with a capital "S" Get a date with the woman in red Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed (One of me in heaven...) He got it, I want it They got it, I can't have it But I want it, but it don't matter She got it, and I can't [get | have] it I want a mistress for Christmas I want a mistress for Christmas (Ooh yeah, haha yeah I want a mistress for Christmas Come on) Easy come, easy go Slippin' high, slippin' low (Yeah, aw right) He got it, I want it They got it, I can't have it I want it, don't matter She got it, and I can't get it - Mistress he got it, I want it For Christmas They got it, and I can't have it Mistress But I want it, it don't matter For Christmas She got it, and I can't get a Mistress for Christmas You know what I'm talkin' about Mistress for Christmas You gotta send me down you gotta send me down Mistress for Christmas I want the woman in red (I want a woman in the rear,) with bow in my bed with a bottle of my beer) Mistress for Christmas I can hear you coming down my smoke stack I wanna ride on your raindeer honey and ring the bells
The Razors Edge (1990)
Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the day I just can't wait till Christmas time When I can grope you in the hay (When I can roll you in the hay) Easy come, easy go Have a good time with lots of dough Slippin' up high, slippin' down low Love'm and leave'm on with the show Listen, I like female form in minimum dress Money to spend with a capital "S" Get a date with the woman in red Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed (One of me in heaven...) He got it, I want it They got it, I can't have it But I want it, but it don't matter She got it, and I can't [get | have] it I want a mistress for Christmas I want a mistress for Christmas (Ooh yeah, haha yeah I want a mistress for Christmas Come on) Easy come, easy go Slippin' high, slippin' low (Yeah, aw right) He got it, I want it They got it, I can't have it I want it, don't matter She got it, and I can't get it - Mistress he got it, I want it For Christmas They got it, and I can't have it Mistress But I want it, it don't matter For Christmas She got it, and I can't get a Mistress for Christmas You know what I'm talkin' about Mistress for Christmas You gotta send me down you gotta send me down Mistress for Christmas I want the woman in red (I want a woman in the rear,) with bow in my bed with a bottle of my beer) Mistress for Christmas I can hear you coming down my smoke stack I wanna ride on your raindeer honey and ring the bells
Mistress define by Webster?s dictionary
1) A woman who has authority
2) A female owner of an animal or servant
3) A woman who has a continuing sexual relationship with a usually married man who provides her with financial support
Yes indeed a mistress is a good thing?.. I could go for some good sex and money?. :jump:
1) A woman who has authority
2) A female owner of an animal or servant
3) A woman who has a continuing sexual relationship with a usually married man who provides her with financial support
Yes indeed a mistress is a good thing?.. I could go for some good sex and money?. :jump:
difference between a wife and a mistress.... a mistress is always younger than your wife ... a mistress is always better looking than your wife... a mistress ia always more understanding of your problems than your wife.... and, a mistress can suck a tennis ball through 10 feet of garden hose !!!!!
