Hi, my name is PUHD, and I am the books best friend when it comes to the Indianapolis Colts. (Collective "HI PUHD" from the group) I have a problem, and I really want to fix it. You see, no matter how I cap their games, I always come up with a play on them, and I am paying for it. (Group leader..."PUHD, admitting it is the 1st step, and you're on your way to overcoming that.")
I know, but that urge is just so hard to fight and say no to. I lay in bed at night, sometimes with the shakes, and all I see are touchdowns and xtra points. (Group leader...."PUHD, we can do something about that you know")
Yes I know, but it is so hard. (PUHD sobbing now)......Please help. I don't want to always be like this. I need help, I really do and I am gonna do something about this. (GROUP...."Thataway PUHD, we are here for you)