The words of a sage, the one and only MD
I don't blame you for being so proud of yourself. What could be better than getting a free ride from every taxpaying member of Madjacks?
"Hey, doggy, guess what - you're already paying for my health care since I'm on socialized medicine, Medicare.
Not only that, but you're giving me a couple thousand bucks a month through Social Security.
And prescription drugs too.
And it just gets worse.
Look at your check stub. LMAO.
I get a 50% discount on my property taxes, so you have to pay more.
And it's all tax free to me.
Living the good life while you bust your butt.
I need a raise in my Social Security...no problem, I get one every January.
Medicare and SS might run out of money in about ten years, so get a night job, doggy. That way I can get a bigger raise. Maybe the wife can get a second job too. Got any kids who can work at McD's?
Doesn't that just frost your behind, doggy - straight out of your pocket into mine?
Doggy is my slave. Work, doggy, work. Work, doggy, work. Work, doggy, work. Work, doggy, work.
Who's your pimp, doggy?
I am. You is my bitch.
Hump it doggy, hump it. Now hand over 45% and get yo' ass back out there.
I need some fresh Cuban cigars and a case of single-malt and some new gold chains.
I love it."