Most guys would feel honored to receive the rarest of rare Blumpkin. Hell, most guys nowadays don't even know what a blumpkin is. They are too busy with their smart phones in the john to experience the pure bliss that is a blumpkin. You know you have a keeper fellas, when you are given a blumpkin by your sweetheart. 
opcorn2 For those of you young bucks who don't know what I'm talking about, picture this. You have just sat on the thrown and you have a good one in the chamber. Perhaps the turtle has even popped his head out of the shell and in strolls your queen or nowadays in might be your domestic partner. Hell if you put a little peanut butter on your shwanz it could be your dog I shit you not:facepalm:
Anyway it is when sombody puts a lip lock on your pecker while you are dropping the Huxtible kids off at the pool.
For any man nothing says love more
Then when crapping and getting head from your whore.
Today this was the Maggots lot in life,
I was on the bowl and on her knees was my wife.
As she polished my nob slick with her spit
I had a sense of dread as I took a shit.
While i prepared to nut in her oral socket
This crafty old bitch had run my pockets.
Record ytd 73-64-3
plus 2460
Tonight Little rock Hosts South Alabama. Little rock is hoping for a top 3 finish in the sunbelt regular season. They have started 0-2 and will come out strong tonight imo.I think the 8.5 line leaves room for what should be a double digit victory. They are considerably deeper and more athletic and have a much better backcourt and a considerable edge upfront from my perspective. It seems like South Bama folds at the end of most games and truth be told this is not a game that they expect to win. This may be a real good place for a first half bet as well. I'm just playing for the game right now.
Ualr -8.5
5 units
opcorn2 For those of you young bucks who don't know what I'm talking about, picture this. You have just sat on the thrown and you have a good one in the chamber. Perhaps the turtle has even popped his head out of the shell and in strolls your queen or nowadays in might be your domestic partner. Hell if you put a little peanut butter on your shwanz it could be your dog I shit you not:facepalm:Anyway it is when sombody puts a lip lock on your pecker while you are dropping the Huxtible kids off at the pool.
For any man nothing says love more
Then when crapping and getting head from your whore.
Today this was the Maggots lot in life,
I was on the bowl and on her knees was my wife.
As she polished my nob slick with her spit
I had a sense of dread as I took a shit.
While i prepared to nut in her oral socket
This crafty old bitch had run my pockets.
Record ytd 73-64-3
plus 2460
Tonight Little rock Hosts South Alabama. Little rock is hoping for a top 3 finish in the sunbelt regular season. They have started 0-2 and will come out strong tonight imo.I think the 8.5 line leaves room for what should be a double digit victory. They are considerably deeper and more athletic and have a much better backcourt and a considerable edge upfront from my perspective. It seems like South Bama folds at the end of most games and truth be told this is not a game that they expect to win. This may be a real good place for a first half bet as well. I'm just playing for the game right now.
Ualr -8.5
5 units
