Monday Night at the VFW.. and week 11

[Maggot]

Going to the VFW tonight to watch the game. While the queen is at the Pta meeting I'll be down the street at the Post.
Where the Beers are Cold and the Bitches are old!!Actually Monday Night is Dyke night down there and Slim's sister Chuck bartends. Chuck is one hell of a softball player and her and i have the same taste in music and broads. I let her have first dibs on the stray straight girls that wander in, because I'm nice and well she can probably whoop my ass. Tonight is also chilly dog night and with all these burly lesbos and grizzled combat veterans all tanked up on fifty cent PBR's fighting each other for the one toilet in the house it usually gets ugly early.


Tonight I'm playing a teaser
Carolina +13.5
over 42.5
(Bookie bumped the line up here with all the Eagle action.

 

[BigGaycapper]

LMFAO :142smilie:142smilie:142smilie

Good luck you bastard

 

[BadAngel]

:mj07::mj07:Maggot your making me laugh. GL and have fun tonight.:mj07:

 

[PBAGGS]

Going to the VFW tonight to watch the game. While the queen is at the Pta meeting I'll be down the street at the Post.
Where the Beers are Cold and the Bitches are old!!Actually Monday Night is Dyke night down there and Slim's sister Chuck bartends. Chuck is one hell of a softball player and her and i have the same taste in music and broads. I let her have first dibs on the stray straight girls that wander in, because I'm nice and well she can probably whoop my ass. Tonight is also chilly dog night and with all these burly lesbos and grizzled combat veterans all tanked up on fifty cent PBR's fighting each other for the one toilet in the house it usually gets ugly early.


Tonight I'm playing a teaser
Carolina +13.5
over 42.5
(Bookie bumped the line up here with all the Eagle action.

:mj07::mj07:

 

[Speed]

Good Luck...

Good Luck...

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[IX_Bender]

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[hedgehog]

:142smilie:142smilie:142smilie

Funny guy

Hope u are right

 

[Betone]

Thanks for posting :toast:

 

[Junior_Blazer]

:mj07:
Always laugh when I read your post

 

[Ruck21]

Going to the VFW tonight to watch the game. While the queen is at the Pta meeting I'll be down the street at the Post.
Where the Beers are Cold and the Bitches are old!!Actually Monday Night is Dyke night down there and Slim's sister Chuck bartends. Chuck is one hell of a softball player and her and i have the same taste in music and broads. I let her have first dibs on the stray straight girls that wander in, because I'm nice and well she can probably whoop my ass. Tonight is also chilly dog night and with all these burly lesbos and grizzled combat veterans all tanked up on fifty cent PBR's fighting each other for the one toilet in the house it usually gets ugly early.


Tonight I'm playing a teaser
Carolina +13.5
over 42.5
(Bookie bumped the line up here with all the Eagle action.

OMFG !!!!!!!!!!!! HYSTERICAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :142smilie:142smilie:142smilie

 

[BigGaycapper]

Any update from lezbo night at the VFW?

 

[Maggot]

Any update from lezbo night at the VFW?

What does a lesbian softball player who has a leaky bladder's genitals smell like?

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Depends!!!!

 

[Maggot]

Ytd record

Straight 28-22 (14-9) totals +444
best bets 3-7
3 team parlays 1-9 (even) the one I hit was for 1.5 to win 9
3 team teasers 5-5 -$20

Bonus plays -190

+ a whopping $234 if you are keeping score at home.



Ok based on the numbers I need to hit I'm going at this from a strategical angle this week. I'm due to hit my best bet first and foremost because nobody can be this bad at best bets. I'm also due to hit a 3 team parlay because God Damn it I suck at those too. That being said My best bet will be worth two units my parlay will be worth 1.5 to win 9 and my teaser will be a 4 unit play

Write ups tomorrow

Vikings +3 (+110) I will take Norv against the Chicago quitting dog defense.
San Diego -10 (-115) Rivers and company get back on track
Saint over 50.5
wash over 45
Arizona -2

Teaser is looking nice
Ninny+13
Sd pk
Saint over 40.5

 

[Maggot]

Liked the Bills tonight but did not pull the trigger.'


College Hoops sdtarts tomorrow!!!:00hour

 

[Maggot]

I feel like This is the week I sweep the board.

I think the Bears have quit The Vikings are still playing hard... Better coaching staff.

Must win for Chargers against the worst team in football.


Love both overs

and love the cards rallying around the backup.

Good luck