I was scrolling through a popular website that has a lot of funny videos, sexy girls, cute little internet bullchit games. Basically the same sites that people browse to get material for the general forum.
After going through these one by one, I come across one titled "fat mama does belly flop". I think like most of you would, an American Funniest video where big fat lady jumps into pool and the wave tosses a kid into a nearby tree.
I was so dead wrong.
http://www.wimp.com/bellyflop/
Now I am going out, trying to get this girl I've got a first date with naked, to get that visual out of my head. If that doesnt work, I will be drunk enough to forget yesterday too. Fvk the internet, my eyes hurt now.
After going through these one by one, I come across one titled "fat mama does belly flop". I think like most of you would, an American Funniest video where big fat lady jumps into pool and the wave tosses a kid into a nearby tree.
I was so dead wrong.
http://www.wimp.com/bellyflop/
Now I am going out, trying to get this girl I've got a first date with naked, to get that visual out of my head. If that doesnt work, I will be drunk enough to forget yesterday too. Fvk the internet, my eyes hurt now.
