Muck Fichigan

[Eddie Haskell]

Not my alma mater (or should I say, I did not matriculate from Ohio State) but, I would like to wish the Buckeyes well tomorrow against the boys with the funny helmets. Would like to see a matchup of undefeateds' on the new year.

I think, unlike his predecessor (who by the way is now employed by the Bengals), Tressel is the real deal. I will grant Cooper this though, Tressel is going for a perfect record with Coopers players. He always could recruit. Just couldn't coach. Good luck, bucks.

Eddie, the Ohioan

 

[JSMOOTH]

Tressel 1 UM 0?????

Tressel 1 UM 0?????

Let's not forget that Cooper won his first game between Michigan also. 1987 Rose Bowl as coach of ASU. We all know what that led to.

Don't sing it....bring it!
In Tressel you bust!

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Respectfully disagree, JS. Tressel is no bust. Best coach at OSU since, dare I say,..................the WoodGod. I think, if not this year, will get OSU a national champtionship within 6 years.

I don't hate Michigan and its fans. I love them. During this most wondrous and joyous time of year shouldn't we all stand arm in arm, hand in hand as brothers.

If you disagree, suck my Ohio schlong.

Brother Eddie.

 

[THE KOD]

> Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy,
> did you check for a pulse on Eddie Haskell ?
> A: No.
> Q: Did you check Eddie's blood pressure?
> A: No.
> Q: Was Eddie breathing?
> A: No.
> Q: So, then it is possible that the Eddie was alive
> when you began the autopsy?

> A: No. Because Eddie's brain was sitting on my desk in
> a jar.
>
Q: But isnt it possible that Eddie could have still been
> alive, with his brain in a jar on your desk ?

> A: Yes, it is possible that Eddie could be alive and
> practicing law in Ohio or Cullman Alabama.


Scott-Atlanta
>

 

[THE KOD]

I don't hate Michigan and its fans. I love them. During this most wondrous and joyous time of year shouldn't we all stand arm in arm, hand in hand as brothers.

If you disagree, suck my Ohio johnson.

Brother Eddie.

And good cheer to all about.

Scott-Atlanta

 

[Eddie Haskell]

There's that "johnson" thing that keeps popping up over and over again. Does Michigan have a bunch of johnsons on their team?

Come to think of it, it was Ohio State that had all the johnsons. Remember Pete Johnson from OSU then went on to play in the backfield with Ickey Woods (which happens to be the punchline to the joke what do you get when you jack-off in a golf bag) at Cincinnati. That was one big johnson.

Eddie

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

Yesterday, Penn State had all the Johnsons on their team.