My Friend Married a ****

Kanuck

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Just got a phone call saying "Chris is in Jail"

My friend separated from his wife a year ago and hes never gone to court over $ matters. They have a daughter and he has supported her fully.

The wife is one of those high maintenance types that thinks she should have a BMW, hair done each week, nails done as well, and should never cook (EVER) I have witnessed this and its true.
Ya shes a BITCH-KUNT MONEY HUNGRY WHORE

OK so Sunday Chris is over at his house (he doesen't live there any more) and hes trying to get some stuff.
Apparently his wife ran out of the house when Chris picked up a butter knife and she ran to the Neighbours and phoned the Cops.
He was packing up his belongings.
Chris had no idea what was going on so we gathered his stuff and went home.

Tonight, Tuesday the Cops showed up at his door and arrested Chris for Assault. She has somehow used the Butter knife he was holding against him.

Its so Fuked up, I feel so sorry for my buddy, I wish I could Beat his wifes head in with a pipe.


WHAT A FCUKED UP WORLD WE HAVE :shrug:
 
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CANADA MAN

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That's f**ked up bro! Our laws are screwed up - especially when it comes to domestic situations like these. I feel for your buddy. Gonna cost him large $$$ to clear his name in court.

:shrug:
 
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Take her out and use someones name that suddenly died that you seen in the obits page of the local paper as a person of interest you saw while helping your friend gather his belongings. Act alone and don't talk in your sleep.
 

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That's f**ked up bro! Our laws are screwed up - especially when it comes to domestic situations like these. I feel for your buddy. Gonna cost him large $$$ to clear his name in court.

:shrug:

I will go to bat for him, I`ll do whatever it takes.

It may be in the Local newspaper they live in Thornhill. (can you say bagel LOL )
 

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Happens in the US also. Knew a guy that was arguing with hs wife and she kicked him in the nuts and then called the cops. He went to jail. He was so pissed that when he got to jail he said he wanted pictures of his nuts taken to prove his wife thought she was Pele and he wanted to press charges. The cops were pissed but they took the pics. Eventually charges were dropped and last I heard they were still together.
 

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Happens in the US also. Knew a guy that was arguing with hs wife and she kicked him in the nuts and then called the cops. He went to jail. He was so pissed that when he got to jail he said he wanted pictures of his nuts taken to prove his wife thought she was Pele and he wanted to press charges. The cops were pissed but they took the pics. Eventually charges were dropped and last I heard they were still together.

usually the other way around here. Guy beats the hell out of his girl, but she stays with him. Screwy!
 
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